Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
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Like spinning plates
Today, my ex-girlfriend broke up with me once again after getting back together for two weeks. Just two weeks earlier, I was seeing a girl. I'd ended things with her to mend things with my ex. I hit the girl up on Facebook to ask her out. She now has a boyfriend. FML
Rubbing it in
Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML
Move on, dude
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
That explains that
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Time to move on
Today, I found out my ex is getting married. She only left me 8 months ago. FML
Today, my ex of 2 months, who I'm on good terms with, posted an Instagram photo with her new boyfriend, captioned "Love you babe, 4 months have never been sweeter." I've never been good at math, but 4 seems bigger than 2. FML
Backstabber!
Today, my friend, who is dating an ex of mine, posted a story on her Instagram of their dating history. Met in 2020; First Date: 2021; Became Official: 2022. I introduced them in 2020 and he broke up with the, “It’s not you it’s me” excuse in 2022. I feel like she put a dagger through my heart. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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babyyappld 7
what a bitch.
HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
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babyyappld 7
what a bitch.
wintamint101 7
cheater cheater
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pumpkin eater
eminemchick 19
looks like your going to have to turn to your backup, palmela handerson;)
Sportsfan86 3
I'm sorry to hear that, I know it really hurts. But that's just a bigger reason to move on. She's a lying bitch who with that attitude, will be screwed later on in life. Be glad she's not part of your life anymore and find someone whos good for you
johnnatan 1
Easy dr love
TenderizeMe 0
That's two bad.
Dalliance 4
Comment under her post reminding her of the fact that she just broke up with you two weeks ago, and act surprised that she is willing to broadcast to friends and family that she's a cheater. Then wish her luck in her current relationship.
Dalliance 4
#54, so are you insinuating that a woman can't make use of "Palmela Handerson"? Don't be so sexist.
eminemchick 19
i use palmela AND handelina jolie:D also, last time i checked, i was a female-.-
welandedonthemoo 5
If she did it to u she'll do it to him. Cant turn a hoe into a housewife.
Friaza 29
Personally i'd be like this on that facebook post. "Oh, so you were dating somebody else while you dated me? I hadn't realised you were a ****."
fmlaccountcole 0
***** eater
schrodingersdog 4
Technically it's not an anniversary because the prefix origin is the same as annual, meaning yearly...
Jvr91 8
120 well **** you too :D
margiemayhem 2
I a-three
amuck 0
I agree with # 49 I would do the same shit....
xalerion 0
The same thing pretty much happened to me, well, except for me finding out that he'd been living with my ex for a few months before we broke up and theyd started dating right after she moved a few hours away, less than 4 days after she broke up with me she posted that she was engaged and got married to him less than a week later a week or two before she went off to basic, so op, think of it this way, it may suck but at least your ex wasnt engaged, publicly, and didn't get married to someone else right after you broke up, my exes family apparently knew but didn't think it was any of their business to let me know after over two and a half years of us dating, fyl op and fml too
jonmansheppard 9
watch through their window at night wearing a hocky mask and tapping at her window!
juicedboi 7
You turned a lesbian straight? How the... Tell me your secrets OP!
Riya2595 15
Or she could've been Bi-Sexual! ;) ????
Riya2595 15
* @178. ^^
AAzem 11
Don't bother posting anything to that status. Trust me, people who matter will ask you what happened and the truth will be out. Do not sink down to her level. Delete all contact with her and try your best to avoid her. I say try because it's almost impossible to forget about her and not be tempted to speak to her for some peace of mind. But do try. You'll eventually forget about her. Just remember that you deserve better than this. This will be hard. No other way to it. But it'll pass. Keep your friends around you is the best advice I can give.
A7X_LoVeee 10
You're better off without her.
mynameis1339 0
Yeah people that cheat have no soul
jmk1469 5
anniversary's are annual. stupid bitch
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hey, not all cheaters are gingers, 27 ;)
sxe_beast 11
Monogamy is boring. Commitment requires too much effort.
StoryOfTheYear 15
Yay, I'm now informed, thank you Mr. Yahoo Answers
sandungyyy 4
OP sounds like she was in a bi-curious phase. "If you don't pay for what you have done, you'll end up paying for what you haven't done." She obviously didn't treat you with respect or "love", soon or later she'll go through a bi-pain phase.
nollid7 5
That's what the OP GETS FOR HAVING A Facebook with his Ex. They're called exes for a reason!
xalerion 0
41-rebounds aren't really something most people who prefer stable relationships over flings would recommend to teens or any of the younger variety because when you say rebound, they normally get "one-night-stand" Though I do agree with the rest :)
DizzyDemon0 9
That is exactly what you need right there. (#41) Repeat Step 5 many times a week :)
maddy0773 9
Yes exactly! You don't need her. I assume she was in a bi-curious phase. That's happened with 1 of my past girlfriends, and I know how much it hurts after. In fact what happened to you happened to me.. She cheated on me with a guy and yeah you know.. I'm just so sorry you had to go through this, you deserve better! Best of luck OP
cocainewhore 30
I don't understand why everyone is saying bicurious. The ex could easily be bisexual or pa sexual.
HippoCampus 7
Bitches be crazy.
hawright 13
Wow, what an amazing line and actually one of my favorites, right on
TheRealHouse 7
It would have been better if Yoda said it Bitches, crazy they be
elmogoezRAWR 0
It would have been better if Pikachu had said it. Pika.. PIKACHU pi pika pikachu!
Poopolicious 5
have anyone notice op is listed as female? this makes it alot more interesting
snuffypeacee 0
yess!(:
DeLpHe3zY 7
did someone say ghetto
ciarafox9 9
Trying to let you down gently perhaps?
IcySnake 0
Did anyone else notice it was a girl? Giggity
dreamering 16
Yes. So?
josebeto1 6
Oh yes 64, knowing that a girl cheating on another girl is oh so hot and sexy.
theaws0m3guy 4
64- Hey! That mah giggity....giggity giggity goo!
CDABXXX 5
Gently my ass. Even if OP's ex had falsely posted that on Facebook, it just goes to show how much of a bitch she is trying to hurt OP even more. OP you don't need people like that.
luvppl 6
Sry it posted twice so I edited it and was forced to type this lol
luvppl 6
Be glad she's out of your life and feel bad for the dude who has her now.
zinoxity 23
Maybe OP's exgf decided she wasn't bisexual anymore. Maybe she was just experimenting with another female in doubts of her sexuality. (OP is a girl)
Jdeluxh 12
That still doesn't give her the right to cheat on her.
RainbowHeadache 2
You can still be bi sexual after a break up with your same gender. But whatever reason Ops ex thinks she had, it's never right to cheat no matter how "confused" you think you are.
0opsie 6
127 - Breaking up with a same-sex partner for an opposite-sex partner doesn't mean she stopped being bisexual. Being attracted to both sexes is kinda the whole point of being bisexual. Experimenting as a lesbian would make more sense. But either way, nothing excuses the cheating.
Lovesglee 3
That ******* two-timing bitch! Shame on her!
luvppl 6
Be glad she's out of your life and feel bad for the dude who has her now.
MCVelvet1497 3
Don't take it seriously, it's on Facebook.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Dude, if it's on Facebook then it's definitely official!
elmogoezRAWR 0
Hell yeah! Once something is on Facebook, you know it's true.
michaelscott23 7
Haven't you ever heard the term "Facebook official"? Duhhhhh!
radarie 6
Of course this is sad.. BUT time to unfriend.... Or stop looking at her wall if it's public. It's only for the best.