Today, I was talking to the girl I've liked for 2 years. We were assigned partners for a History project so we were going to work on it at my house. When she asked me for directions, I told her I lived on Woodcock Road. She yelled slapped me and stormed off. I was serious. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML
Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML
Today, I'm a youth worker. I drove 7 hours to visit a teenage girl I have been working with, and who recently moved. Due to roadworks, it took me 2 hours longer than expected. When I arrived, she told me to fuck off and closed the door in my face. FML
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
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heyyou1203 0
why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)
Smiley_70 22
Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!
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zidane312 0
i love this....LMAO
bgukusa00 0
LOL woodcock nice one ;))))
lexilovesyou 0
This is so not real at all. I can tell. Nobody would really slap you and storm off? Wow. You Fail.
C_Vampire 0
Uhh, I know people that would.
pleasetryagain 0
This is so real. I'd say the OP deserves it for 1) having a crush that he never acts on and 2) having a two year crush on a moron.
funkif1ed 0
I got slapped and she stormed off because I didn't like her friend, who liked me. Don't assume that you know the billions of people on this planet.
metalboyd 0
lol no worrys bud i live on hardwood drive and my dad lives on dogwood road
metalboyd 0
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kashman95 1
well if you like her then this is a great ice breaker just laugh at it when she finds out that you actually do live on woodcock
2kool4skoolyo 0
only in mass do they roads retardly...
agentx52 13
I have all of you guys beat, I live on the intersection of I Bang Women road and Masturbation avenue.
Kiyaralovestolol 14
You're that creep who enjoys making stains on her sheets.
Smiley_70 22
Show her a street directory with the street on it. Weird name of a road though!
PandaPandaPandaX 0
I know a guy with this last name hahaha
Jllybn 0
I normally get funny looks when I say my street name because I live on Condon st. but most people think that it's Condom st.
Kel_x 0
LOL I have a teacher at my school called Miss Woodcock xD
NatandAlexrhot 6
lmao #125 XD
MiGman 5
#114 I live near a comdon street. I'm serious. people normally mistake it for condom street too
Feklfekl2222 32
there's a reacher at my school called mr woodcock going out with another teacher there and for a week after they started going out everyone was asking her if she had splinters
Xeciaris 0
For some apparent reason I highly doubt this is real. And that's no reason to slap someone and storm off.
Alex_95 0
I looked it up (this is the sort of way I use my spare time..) anyway there is actually a woodcock road in OP's state. And now i know where he lives?
Zenma 0
I did the same thing and it came up
Ligerie 0
I thought this was fake too, I could see someone laughing at that but not throwing a hissy fit.
Xkwizit 0
I think it's real. But I agree, she shouldn't of slapped him? That's a little too much. Personally, if I thought the guy was attempting a perverted joke I would've laughed and called him a perv, but I wouldn't of even gotten mad about it. Guys joke about shit like that. And poor dude, he wasn't even joking about this one! O man :x
Luunatic 13
I agree with 115
suki987 0
xD sorry, but i'd have done the same thing ^^;
heyyou1203 0
why do women think it's ok to slap men?? if a man slaps a woman it's abuse or domestic violence. (i'm a woman, btw)
Seti_fml 0
i'm not sure. As a male, i personally dont take that shit. If a woman slaps me i slap her back.
redbluegreen 41
I have no idea, but I hate when I see a girl hitting a guy. No such privilege exists. It doesn't make it any more okay if a girl hits a guy then if a guy hits a girl. I guess there's some mentality that a small delicate girl couldn't possibly hurt a big strong man. Total bullshit really. And some girls hit mother ******* hard, just because they think they can get away with it.
ihatestupidppl 0
Amen. I'm not saying I condone violence one way or another, but if a woman hits a man IMO she should be prepared to take whatever she gets. She's committing assault and the dude is allowed to defend himself. Can't take a hit? Maybe you shouldn't be so quick to dish em out then.
MizzCarmellXo 0
its because men are most of the time physically stronger than women. bigger bones n what not. so it would normally cause more damage if a man hits a woman than vice versa. some girls like to take advantage of that though and those are the ones that need to be Beat.
perryscherry 0
I have to agree with that, I think its a serious double standard, which is why he should seek her out and punch her in the boob with all his might. (i'm a woman btw).
heyyou1203 0
ha ha just the boob, not the ovaries, will ferrell style?
xoGAMERCHICKx3 0
Yeah, it's kinda the same thing with if a 40-year-old woman goes clubbing she's called a cougar, but if a 40-year-old man does it, he's a pervert. I can sort of see why one might think it's not okay for a man to hit a woman but for a woman to hit a man because women bear life and aren't as heavily built and stuff, but it's still not very fair. Then again, all is fair in love and war - if the guy wants to hit her back then so be it.
Danny_B 4
#66 yeah, and also how come when a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man its $3.99 a minute?
XxPojoxX 17
Marry me
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I'm not against a woman slapping me. If I did something to deserve it that is...
Sucks2beYouxD 0
She's the one who though of weird stuff -Sigh-
Darth_Taco 14
What has this world come to? No man or woman should have to carry around a picture of a streetsign unless it is freakin hilarious! Maybe she was having a bad day, or PMS?
regalarius 0
Well..it IS hilarious though... :-P I once knew a guy with something very similar to this as his last name. He was a jackass.
Pot_Hawk 0
You mean the jackass from the movie Mr.Woodcock?
cea99 0
nice picture
redbluegreen 41
FYL for living on a street called Woodcock Road. I laughed at your name though.
redbluegreen 41
She really shouldn't have slapped you though. Or yelled at you. (I hate when FML's comments decide to spazz.)
quinnteh 0
Slap her face with the road directory.