Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after giving my husband a ton of crap about the speeding ticket he got last year, I got a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I got a ticket. The officer's daughter is my ex. He gave me a ticket for 31 in a 30 mph zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML
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Top comments
Awahso 25
Your husband is an idiot. He deserves a ticket. It does suck that you have to pay for it though.
Goldenchest 14
What does 75 in your mom even mean..?
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Comments (205)
thatoneguy79 10
Did you inform he police officer that he was unable to pay the ticket and would be better off spending a few days in lock up instead? And if they could put him to work stamping out some license plates, so he could finally be a productive member of society, that would help too. I'm sure the officer would be happy to help you out.
xblair 11
Let him pay!
Trisha_aus 15
It's time for you to show him who wears the pants in this marriage!
bassmaestro 10
He sounds like a keeper.
bhelas 5
Just let the idiot pay for his stupidity.
ICastillo 25
**** that you should of made him pay for it. I must say he has balls for telling the cop that
galt 13
I think your husband needs help
PeteyPablo12308 20
Yeah, like a help out the front door so his lazy ass can get a job.
dunker_fml 4
How many tickets have you paid?? DUMP his freeloading ass!
thatoneguy79 10
I think this would fall under the "for better or worse" clause of the agreement.
jamiealison1 0
It's her husband. Shes not gonna leave him.
yahoowizard 16
Technically, in a lot of relationships, the woman, assuming that she is a housewife in my example, is "freeloading"off the husband. Funny to see the comments on an FML like this
dunker_fml 4
Obviously, if she has to pay, she has the job. Why should anyone pay for another's crime?
yahoowizard 16
Well for one, there's no mention of kids here, and also, housewives do stay home before the kids are born as well. Not all but some.
perdix 31
Let him spend some time in the pokey. Maybe he'll be someone's first prison bitch.
thatoneguy79 10
"You've got a purty mouth"
ddrocker23_fml 0
sorry but you have an immature husband. he needs to grow up. let him pay for it so he can think before he does something like that again. tickets are not cheap. or send him to jail a couple of days so he learns his lesson. to respect authority at least and not take his anger at other people.