Bruce
Pour some more funny!
Today, my alcoholic friend, who is now sober, told me I was a lot more fun when he was drinking. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
the-yao
United States
Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML
Bad Dancer
Rock Hill, United States
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML
j
United States
Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
Anonymous
United States
You or the both of you?
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
Tomaino
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Wine about it
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I'm at a conference where letting loose is expected and, to a point, encouraged. I've been sober for 2.5 years and am pretty sure I managed to piss off just about everyone with how miserable I was listening to them describe my former favorite mixed drinks and shots. I miss wine. FML
Drunkard
Tracy, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me grief about my drinking. This would be fine, if he were sober. FML
Jonny
United States
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
Top comments
Chazzster 32
I would say your now sober friend was just sedated enough before not to notice the irritations and aggravations of a real person and their world around them. Obviously it’s not you that changed.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should start drinking, tight-ass.
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Chazzster 32
I would say your now sober friend was just sedated enough before not to notice the irritations and aggravations of a real person and their world around them. Obviously it’s not you that changed.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should start drinking, tight-ass.