Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML
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Today, I have horrible morning sickness. I was helping my daughter fingerpaint, when suddenly the smell of the paint set my stomach off. I threw up all over myself and her painting. FML
Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML
Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML
Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML
Today, I had awful morning sickness, and I asked my husband if he'd get me a drink while I went to the bathroom. On the way back, I witnessed him spitting in the glass. FML
Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML
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nO__namE 0
I can understand some other stuff, but how the hell did they deserve this?
Socrates_fml 0
you puke on it, you buy it?
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Comments (109)
yourpathetic 0
****!
colortherainbowx 0
You puke in it. You pay for it.
rukusrazor 0
Embarrassing, yes. FMYLife? Naw, you're a pregnant woman. They are a real estate agent. I'm sure this wasn't that big of a deal.
tamoomoo 0
People who do that are trying to cover up a bad odor anyway. They should know better - pregnant people are usually the biggest demographic of potential buyers anyway.
wowfmlife 0
i hope you liked the house or you'll be buying a new carpet for some other lucky people
deliciouskaek 1
Seriously, though, they should know better than to have strong scents like that. You don't have to be pregnant to have a reaction. Some people are sensitive, and some people have allergies. The RE agent should have known that.
EverWatcher 0
...and the moral of the story is "never get pregnant". Just kidding; I understand that (almost) anyone seeking a new home should try to check it out. Dealing with chemical sensitivity is tough, too. Did you just stand around taking it until you burst, or did you "drop everything" within a very few seconds? Also, get tested/evaluated for hyperemesis gravidarum. It's Medical for "when I'm knocked up, I vomit a lot".
effyoubitch 5
I had that. I was in the hospital 4 times for dehydration and was not even 3 months. 1 day away from being 3 months and I had a miscarriage and lost so much blood I had to be hospitalized again. Horrible :(
josface 0
Why is she a ****, #11?
tash14 1
I agree with 16. I'm not pregnant, but chances are I'd have gotten a terrible headache in that house (strong scents always do that to me). Maybe now they'll get rid of it! Did you like the house otherwise?
MKaiii 0
Uhm cool number 11? And this wasn't even an FML, sorry