Jack
Minneapolis, United States
Today, after dating my girlfriend for a while, I had a realization. She often says things like, "You're my favorite!" and scratches my beard, which I appreciated affectionately. Upon meeting her pets, it dawned on me that I am just another one of her cats. FML
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geekpower_fml 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
Feklfekl2222 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
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Feklfekl2222 32
If she loves her cats, I don't see a problem. Plus she'll feed yoj
Feklfekl2222 32
Apologies, *you. I wrote that just as I woke up and apparently wasn't capable of reading
h00tzForOsi 20
Yoj will have to fight the fat squirrels. The warm winter spoiled them.
jake_braves 25
That's an excuse to act like you think you are a god. Haha. Since all cats think they're gods.
TheFount 21
I like the way you explain your jokes immediately. It shows you've got spunk.
junkymagi 7
and she can't have sex with the cats :D
geekpower_fml 28
I'd recommend purring for extra scratches.
gamermonster 34
And don't forget to roll up on her lap
22IrishGirl22 16
Oh my god, yes. ??
jewswag 16
Do you get Fancy Feast?
tygerarmy 35
No cat likes fancy feast! Friskies, what cats want!
AwesomeBlossom16 6
No- Meow Mix! It's the only one cats ask for by name!!
syki 22
Cat Lady Level: pseudo **********.
woxliuke 12
The question is - how many cats does she have?
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Why is that important
BrotherPhil 35
They're like exclamation marks: more than 3 is a sign of madness.
Sora_McKain 36
#61 Oh dear me! In that case I've slipped into comfortable insanity!!!!!
Odiz747 23
Sounds purrfect
blostrich_ 19
That's a little too weird... But not everyone is perfect. At least you appreciated it before it "dawned on you".
gingerlover01 24
why are there so many negative clicks
theonethatcan 13
Lol i know right?
alphasmartass93 21
Still getting beard scratches though- i see no problem unless she starts buying litter in bulk!
asperix 20
or when she only gives you food in one specific bowl! btw if she starts spraying you with water just talk! she'll get so startled you're gonna have time to run!
justanormalone 16
At least you are her favourite cat!
fakedsincerity 32
Being petted is awesome, though!