Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, I was loudly asked if I'd rubbed poop all over myself this morning. I shower three times a day, brush my teeth for 10 minutes twice a day, and wear copious amounts of antiperspirant. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Top comments
Nyolia 11
Granny slap her.
borkchop1992 15
old people have a even more peculiar one about them
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Comments (94)
varalane 1
maybe u kinda smell bad?
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
OP, tell her "I'll do it if you do, cause old people have a peculiar smell about them too! Now go clean your dentures will ya, they're covered in two day old food... and don't worry, I got you your favorite diapers!"
says_sweet 0
Sweet.
patacus 14
she has a point. the rankest, most cringe inducing ungodly smelly people I come across ALL tend to be large. I mean its a different smell than sweaty, bo. its like a my body is decaying while im still alive smell. oh yeah im typing this on my phone so that's why it looks so poorly typed
baconboy_42 8
Mmmm...smells like bacon.
Pl0xs 0
You fat people need to work out
lopezk 0
wat a mean old hag! !
cmac86 24
Put her in a nursing or retirement home. Those smell of feces, urine, death, and bad food. Nothing else comes close to it.
TheIFizzyHammerz 0
YDI! If ur gunna b fat don't expect ppl not to tell u. She's just helpin u to make sure u don't smell like dog shit... Granny no's best
Majstr 23
It is not realy healthy for your skin to shower twice a day.