Today, I was loudly asked if I'd rubbed poop all over myself this morning. I shower three times a day, brush my teeth for 10 minutes twice a day, and wear copious amounts of antiperspirant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, while applying deodorant, my mom came up behind me slapped the stick out of my hand, and confiscated it, saying, “No one needs deodorant when it’s this cold.” At work, I got so many complaints about my B.O that I was sent home to go take a shower. I shower every single day. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in my workplace's bathroom and caught my reflection in the mirror. I had toothpaste smeared all over my cheek. I spent the rest of the day wondering how many people had noticed and said nothing. FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Today, during my meeting with manager, I found out that my coworkers think that I stink. I literally shower every day and use deodorant and perfume. Am I doing something wrong? FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
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Charlie Given 28
go to the doctors immediately and get checked up many types of disorders, diseases and some infections create a foul odor but no symptoms because the odor is the symptom and ya only need to brush your teeth for two to three minutes over brushing can also cause problems and unless you have an excessive perspiration disorder you don't want to shower too much either per day cuz that can lead to skin issues but seriously go to a doctor and figure out if you really do have some sort of odor that could be a symptom of something
FireMars 14
I agree. OP definitely needs to go see a doctor, that is not normal to smell like that especially with all that excessive cleaning.
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Charlie Given 28
go to the doctors immediately and get checked up many types of disorders, diseases and some infections create a foul odor but no symptoms because the odor is the symptom and ya only need to brush your teeth for two to three minutes over brushing can also cause problems and unless you have an excessive perspiration disorder you don't want to shower too much either per day cuz that can lead to skin issues but seriously go to a doctor and figure out if you really do have some sort of odor that could be a symptom of something
FireMars 14
I agree. OP definitely needs to go see a doctor, that is not normal to smell like that especially with all that excessive cleaning.
BatCatTaco 13
Do you maybe wash your clothes with poop???
RichardPencil 32
Could it be one of those poop-scented all-natural antiperspirants? You might be going overboard with the tooth brushing.
KingAdrock 16
Showering that much will trash your skin, and brushing that long is likely damaging your gums. As George Carlin once said: "Unless you work outdoors, or work out, or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day; you don’t always need to shower." No really, what exactly are you washing off after just an hour or two? Dollars to doughnuts says you didn't actually smell bad at all, but instead the commenter knows about your insanely overkill hygiene habits and (correctly) assumed that saying you're dirty or smelly would make you flip out.