Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, I was loudly asked if I'd rubbed poop all over myself this morning. I shower three times a day, brush my teeth for 10 minutes twice a day, and wear copious amounts of antiperspirant. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Top comments
Nyolia 11
Granny slap her.
borkchop1992 15
old people have a even more peculiar one about them
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mrtofu 3
Sit her down and tell her she should also shower twice a day, because old people tend to have bad hygiene as well.
howslife123 0
Yeah because bacteria nests in her wrinkles
MareNostrum 0
Anyone else imagine this being said in a Mrs. Doubtfire voice?
lidemocr 0
Nice!
yousodi 10
Am now :)) good one
TheNewGuy03 29
Why is your comment thumbed down? They must not have seen the movie...
eurekaroy 6
Shady pines it is grandmother!!
birdfreak 24
Hmmmmmm are you short?
zachherbert 10
Hmmmm is the sky blue?
CryMoreFMLs 15
No, it's purple.
hunnykhan 11
Nah.. Quiet Black!
blondie1208 17
well, so do old people.
kibe4 0
hi what's up
krysxkatastrophe 14
Tell her to get her glasses checked.
manic_maniac11 13
Why would she need her glasses checked...
tona01 16
Don't you know that human beings smell through their eyes
ambowew 7
Bitch, you got more rolls than a bakery!
saIty 17
Well I tend to bathe myself in bacon. People are always asking commenting on my smell.
KickItHigh 32
You're not supposed to shower twice a day. Something about the stripping of body oils. But at least shower everyday.
IndiRae 9
I shower twice a day, and I'm soft and healthy. But if my sister showers twice, her hair falls out. It's not that you're not supposed to, I guess it just depends on the person. Holy **** I love showers.
tona01 16
Me too, especially after a party, to get rid of that cigarette smell that sticks to you everytime someone smokes near you, i hate it so much
hogs3212 0
She trying to call u a bull dog or something?