Today, I woke up to all 4 of my wheels stolen from my car. The thieves were kind enough to leave the car resting on wooden blocks and bricks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, some kids stole all four wheels off my car. They were nice enough to leave a note and some money though, "for the bus". FML
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
Today, after my windshield wipers being stolen twice in a row, I decided to hide in my car to catch the thief. I fell asleep. When I woke up, the new wipers were gone. FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
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SibyCanFly 0
be thankful! there aren't many generous thieves out there...
Kukua 5
Yeah, because I'm so sure this happened 5 min ago.
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Comments (118)
truehitman2010 0
first!
satisfactionwink 0
sucks to be you
mygreenhoodie 0
Bitch
SeanFredrick 3
Bitch.
SparcMac 0
bitch.
PowerManGun 0
bitch.
C94Slim 7
biatch.
White_Fury 0
Lolololol!!!
PuppiesFTW 5
bitch.
PuppiesFTW 5
bitch.
rallets 23
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!! eh, **** it. bitch.
btnhdude 0
B-B-Bitchinator!
gooBUZZ 0
bitch
jimsy19 0
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Filipwnage 0
Female dog.
Gfrigo 1
bitch
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big booty bitch"s
Justforlolz 14
bitchinator
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Pooch
xSundae 6
bitch. lul.
iknowimawesome 13
canis.
zezjo 3
bitch?
animosiity 0
bitch!
djmigues 7
bitch.
BahahahLOL 0
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deafeningsilence 8
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mr_miyagi 0
bitches
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Bitch
tribridags 0
bitch
corndawg 2
CORNDAWG
CumShott 0
People can call you a bitch all they want, you're right. haha. it does suck to be her/him.
RawrTurtlez 0
Turtle..?
HarryMcC 1
Turtle!
Gfrigo 1
Bitch
I_R_Genius 3
Sorry OP it was me, I needed the money. But damn, those rims were really nice and almost got me a stack.
BahahahLOL 0
Pringles Stalks are pretty damn good.
NeutralBear 0
How do you not notice them taking the wheels off?
KikiThePug 0
Maybe the OP's a heavy sleeper and didn't hear the noise outside.
FatGuyLover 0
same thing happened to my father back in montreal... good thing my mom had a car aswell
dre_bro11 12
WTF op? they didn't leave the car on sleepers and bricks for you; it was just so they could remove the tires easier.
_Damien_ 0
no really!!!?
SibyCanFly 0
be thankful! there aren't many generous thieves out there...
afroninjashuffle 0
dude just got "bricked"
DarksideDoll 31
It's the little things that count.
Zmeilerr 22
Why are sitting on FML when you could be filing a ******* police report!?
Kukua 5
Yeah, because I'm so sure this happened 5 min ago.
unidentified_sta 5
Totally, FMLs are real-time after all.
ryanst 7
Why are talking like this? Oh my god my dog just died! I better just sit here and post it on FML, because if I don't post immediately after it happened I will never be able to do it in the future! Moron.
Kitten16 0
Dont think they were being nice,for sum1 2 remove a tyre the car has 2 b kinda lifted,u knw using that thingy i think its a jack sumthn
Zmeilerr 22
Doc, we need your translation engine.
unidentified_sta 5
A slap or temporary(Read:Permanent) keyboard confiscation would fit the situation much better.
ohthebloodygore 16
11, it isn't that hard. The idiot is saying that they weren't being nice and they probably used the bricks to serve as a jack whilst they removed the tyres since the car has to be lifted.
unidentified_sta 5
Idiot, I don't know. There is grammatically flawed and then there is that post. That poster was doing that intentionally. Or at least I can hope...
ohthebloodygore 16
25, there's always worse. Such as don't being turned to dun and that turned to dat. The number/letter thing as well.
unidentified_sta 5
At that point it would be a troll I'd hope and not severe cognitive disabilities.
Shutuptroll 0
Sum1 s43d dat dun aint f4n
shanewamble 0
dude learn how to spell
ohthebloodygore 16
Dude, learn to capitalise and use fullstops.
chadkind 0
The best part of this is your all being told by a girl what tools were used to steal the wheels... now before any one say's any thing I'm not saying girls no nothing about cars I'm just saying alot of girls don't even know how to take a tire off never mind know the right names of the tools used to do so
White_Fury 0
Every single response to this comment has grammatical errors.
ohthebloodygore 16
39, every girl should know how to at least change a tyre in case of an emergency. 43, none of us claimed that our posts don't have grammatical errors.
kindlystfupls 0
I know how to change a tire! it was one of the first things about cars I learned after I got my license. And WTF is a "fullstop"? Forgive me for being clueless, but I've never heard that before.
ohthebloodygore 16
46, yeah my instructor taught me how to change a tyre before I got my licence. . That's a full stop. You know... the dots after a sentence?
kindlystfupls 0
Oh. I didn't realize they were called anything other than a period! good to know! Lol thanks!
MEM0817 18
Oh how I love irony. It's too funny that you can't even spell capitalize correctly when telling someone to use proper grammar. It's even funnier you go on to have more spelling errors, yet, you feel you have the room to reprimand others that make grammar errors just like you do? Learn how to spell correctly before telling people to use proper "capitalisation" and periods. Word?
ohthebloodygore 16
50, I never did mention grammar? Also, 'capitalisation' is correct. We aren't all in America. Thank you for the rant though.
FFML_314 12
Oh how I love the irony. Someone that is far too stupid to realise that 'capitalize' is spelt 'capitalise' in other parts of the worlds, is going to jump into the conversation. The first commenter was a moron and there's a long list of idiots that have seemed to follow. Whether errors are done on purpose or not, learn how to spell or stop being irritatingly stupid.
FFML_314 12
Dammit, y'all weren't supposed to know about the other worlds.
ohthebloodygore 16
Aria, how many other worlds we speaking 'bout?! :D Are they all occupied with autistic brats who spell realize 'realise' and spell periods (I always think of the menstrual cycle) fullstops?
FFML_314 12
I'm talking about 5 other worlds. They are..nevermind, I've said too much.
DocBastard 40
I'm so glad I missed this mind-numbing brawl, but I'm sorry to say I read the whole thread. Thanks a lot to everyone above me for causing my previously-intact brain aneurysm to rupture.
vampirapaige 11
Do You mean "tire?"
djking69 0
find who did it and...suduce his mother...
ohthebloodygore 16
8, or they could seduce the person's mother, but that won't solve the problem. You're an idiot.
djking69 0
right...I posted at like 2:00 am...don't hate...and after having your way with his mother you could take her wheels...
Zmeilerr 22
Or any other major city.
aznmex21 3
that happened to my brother one morning some years back. i was laughing at him. but sucks in your case hahah
MoMocakes 0
u should put wheel locks!