Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because, "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
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Today, my grandmother told me my favorite top had a permanent smell of BO, despite my constant deodorant use. I wear the top to work just about every shift. I now realize all the weird little comments my coworkers have made are actually hints to go take a shower. FML
Today, I found out that before my grandma washes my clothes, she smells my underwear to "make sure they're dirty." FML
Today, my grandma and I went shopping. When I picked up some shower gel, she started ranting in front of everyone that shower gel injures one's "lady parts" and causes infertility, and that she wants me to give her great-grandchildren. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me because even though I shower thoroughly twice a day, I still stink. My mom showers once a week, never wears deodorant, and smells like roses. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML
Today, I was loudly asked if I'd rubbed poop all over myself this morning. I shower three times a day, brush my teeth for 10 minutes twice a day, and wear copious amounts of antiperspirant. FML
Today, my grandmother said to me, "You look just like your mother did at your age. Except you're fatter of course." FML
Today, multiple customers have complained about my body odor. Not only can I not smell anything, but I shower three times a day and brush my teeth seven times a day. FML
Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML
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Nyolia 11
Granny slap her.
borkchop1992 15
old people have a even more peculiar one about them
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Comments (94)
orchadork4 7
maybe cause icky stuff gets stuck in their fat rolls !! and they've never heard of soap and a stick of deodorant
kibe4 0
hi
Carlie_McCartney 1
True fact, right there. My boyfriend is...uhh,,,to be kind, quite plump and I must admit I know exactly what your grandmother means xD
Sydnayy 4
MEAN! LOLOL
stevenJB 25
I admit old ppl smell weird but obesity needs to stop.
Sydnayy 4
You're body odor also depends on your eating habits, so if you eat McDonalds all the time, you probably do stink.
that_one_guy14 0
Don't be hatin on mcdonalds!!!
tona01 16
Why should we hate on the multimillion dollar company that profits out of making people fat and giving them heart diseases
SpookyInk 5
Shouldn't be fat.
bobbyc7 0
I would bet that anyone hatin' on what granny said is fat themselves. Loose some weight and you will feel soooo much better and you'll get granny off you back about your "curious" stench.
clemcool_fml 0
Ok, sorry to hurt anyone's feeling but granny is right. People who are a little chunky and have normal hygiene don't tend to have a problem, but people who are seriously obese have to take extra care. I roomed with this girl for a semester who I know for sure took at least one shower a day but she ALWAYS smelled. And it's the same sour, not-quite-clean down there smell I've noticed in several other very large men and women. C'mon op, take it with a grain of salt. You know if it applies to you, and if it does, do you really want to be fat AND smelly?
cheree19 0
Tell her she needs to stop sniffing her upper lip.
cooxoxo 9
Your granny sounds like a nice lady :)
prettygirl011892 1
oooooooooooohhhhh she said you aint got no nipplessss