Today, I woke up at 3 a.m. because my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. I went off to the guest room to try to get back to sleep. Eventually I fell back asleep. Then I had a dream that my wife was snoring loudly enough to wake me up. It woke me up. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML
Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husband's rather rattling snoring, I finally managed to drop off… only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML
Today, I was asleep and snored so loud that I woke myself up. I was at work and I am now the laughing stock of the office. FML
Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML
Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, I fell asleep at my desk. It's bad enough that it was for 45 minutes and that I was snoring. What makes it worse? My boss woke me up. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my cat has made a habit of waking me and my husband up every morning by meowing in front of our bedroom door until we get up. This morning, I finally got her to stop, so I went back to bed hoping to sleep in for a while… Only to be kept awake by my husband’s snoring. FML
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Top comments
AliceC_fml 3
hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird
agalaz 5
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Comments (50)
whataloadofbull 0
Girls who snore are total turnoffs... btw, first XD
DeafChef 0
first? really?
agalaz 5
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24788 7
You should learn how to tell when you are dreaming so you can change your dreams. It's really weird though to understand you are dreaming and be thinking at the same time, but it's nice for scary dreams when you can just laugh at the attacker. I have done this a few times, but one time I had sleep paralysis during so I stopped laughing and kept on trying to wake up while I was pinned down to the bed.
mushoo_fml 0
Lucid dreaming FTW.
AliceC_fml 3
hahahaha! oh my gosh. that's funny. fyl indeed. also, dude above me, that's just plain weird
jacq_39 0
hahahahahhahaah. how annoying
laur9000 0
guy with picture of shirtless self in mirror... nice
CallMeHush 1
I feel your pain, when I get in from the nightshift my XYL has a few hours head start on me. She sounds like a diesel on a cold morning.
WTFsGoingOn 0
I feel bad for you. My wife snores as well, loudly and almost constant. FYL OP, it sucks, but somehow you just have to deal with it.
teamedwardftw 0
lol fyl dude
intensitive 11
lmao
KarelessKitten 0
most ppl do have allergies and a deviated septum is pretty common. guys and girls alike snore. get over it!