Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I forgot my blind date's name 3 times during our conversation. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was Facebook-stalking a really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, I began my job as an intern at a high school. I saw one of the students looked very familiar, and I couldn't remember from where. Then I figured it out, I had hooked up with him at a club last week. He's a junior in high school, I'm in my last year of college. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me I have a doppelganger on campus who looks just like me, but way cuter. She got his phone number. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a group of friends when I got into a conversation with this really attractive girl who I've liked for months. She asked me what school I go to. I sit to her left in biology. FML
Today, I came across an online profile of one girl I had really liked. Since she moved, I've been thinking about her constantly. It seems as if her boyfriend broke up with her and she's moved on from him, so we're both currently single. I still like her and would love to get in touch with her, but have no way to message her. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
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Top comments
igg125 30
You should have got her phone number.
Slicer43 15
Ask around campus. Im sure someone will know who your talking about.
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Slicer43 15
Ask around campus. Im sure someone will know who your talking about.
Polynomial 28
Great idea.
crudeandrudeguy 29
It's a small step from Internet creeping to full blown stalker, if she was interested you would have her name and number.
garrett_8614 14
Not necessarily true, sometimes a girl won't just give out her number unless the guy asks
IhateVegans 5
#15 He said that he forgot her name. Meaning that she did give it to him, he just forgot it.
jake_braves 25
I doubt it
jkp1291 25
College campuses are very large and have a lot of people. OP would be very lucky if someone knew who he was talking about.
kaythanxbai 24
I'm sure you could use all the other information to stalk her a bit and get her name
UnidentifiedFun 37
I'd go with looking up the sport she plays in her hometown and seeing if there are any pictures of her playing the sport (and her name.) ...not that I've ever had to go to such lengths ?
dyoy_87 21
Just try to find her on campus and ask her if she has Facebook, Twitter etc.
ber4fun 23
Am I the only one under the impression that it was a college visit meaning neither of them were enrolled there yet and that it was simply one of the potential schools out of the universities they applied to. So the students there wouldn't know her.
dyoy_87 21
#33, oh yeah, you're probably right on that one.
BobbyTheBilly 12
that sucks
lambda_fml 40
Quite like your comment.
igg125 30
You should have got her phone number.
GoldCyclone 21
I'm sure there are people around campus who know her. Good luck with your search OP
wolf_attano 14
damn sorry to hear that OP but hey have faith that maybe you two might meet again .... and if that fails well you know her internship soooo you know be bruce wayne and detective it ?
davidpropert 32
Why didn't you exchange numbers or at least write her name down somewhere??
Based_Muhmd 12
As far as i know, a lot of people don't write the other persons name after meeting them. But i agree with the exchanging numbers.
feven 32
Maybe she'll look you up and contact you? Or if it's a small school you might run into her.
Asinger06 1
Based on his name, I'm going with the University of Alabama. Which isn't a small school, but maybe given that they have the same majors they could have classes together at some point.
DevilsShadow 5
I'm horrible at names as well, like others have said, just ask around, someone will know her.