Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
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Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML
Today, I got stuck in a blizzard. My mother never picked me up like she was supposed to, and wasn't answering her phone. After walking around for a half hour, freezing, I finally found her. Where was she? Sitting in Pizza Hut, having a great time. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
Today, I attached fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML
Today, my sister drove past me while I was walking home in the rain. She honked to let me know she was there, and kept on driving. FML
Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML
Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
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BadKitty14 7
Why couldn't she have done both?
StaceeeP 23
sounds like something my sister would do
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StaceeeP 23
sounds like something my sister would do
ElementaryEdGuy 18
My mom is driving my car, and my sister is driving my mom's because her car is in the shop. The other day I got left at school for three hours because neither of them realized I wasn't at home and didn't answer the phone.
NurseJonathan 9
Me too. Actually did happen also. She visited town and we were going to watch a movie together, promising dinner after. However after the movie she dropped me off to my home and claimed she couldn't get us dinner. Ironically she went to go eat after. It was at the one dollar movie too. So I said I'll pay for drinks since she'd pay for the dinner. I paid seven dollars to be dropped off, locked out of my house, and starving. She payed two. And she said it was my fault, and my father backed her up.
tjv3 10
It's good for you OP it builds character.
asspole 16
******* *******. I've walked 10km in a snowstorm.
kevinnicki4life 9
Karma will get her.
Crazynopantsman 11
I hear Karma likes burgers too.
bluehero 17
Who doesn't like burgers?
RainbowDashie140 12
Vegetarians. (If you don't count veggie burgers.)
NurseJonathan 9
15- Actually, vegetarians do like them. However it's the "guilt" that strikes at them. When I meet a vegetarian, I question them why is it that the meat tastes so good, but we shouldn't eat it. They never have an answer.
MadameMerle 11
Believe me, you can count veggie burgers in as well. Those things are gross.
monnanon 14
antifreeze tastes good to cats but they sure as hell shouldnt eat it. and just an fyi i know quite a few veggies who cant stand the smell of meat. onr became a veggie over time because she could no longer stomach it. not all meat is tasty some is downright rank.
shyeahh_fml 19
It must have been a pretty good burger for her to choose it over doing you a small favor.
ilovedinosawers 17
Flavors > favors
Success4444 12
Did you have to walk barefoot, uphill, and both ways in the storm? If not, my grandparents wouldn't sympathize with you.
bluehero 17
Must've been on sale.
BadKitty14 7
Why couldn't she have done both?
McNikk 15
Maybe the burger place told her that she could have the burger for free if she didn't pick up op. Maybe someone from the burger place wanted op to suffer.
fawfulster 11
You mean you can have your burger and eat it too?
amDes 11
Exactly, if she planned her route correctly she could have even gotten 2 burgers
iammeorami 25
?
Genius_Kitty 27
Exactly what I was thinking. She could have picked OP up and then continued to get the burger. It's only 4km.
wavves 13
Possibly the locations were in opposite areas, and she didn't want to go to both areas? Even with that being the issue, she's still a selfish bitch.
Ameel_fml 19
She could have picked OP up first, then gone and got a burger. Then she would have had a burger and company. :D
McNikk 15
Priorities, she doesn't have them... unless of course it was a REALLY good burger.
Interwebzombie 15
It probably had Ed sauce. Ed sauce makes burgers delicious.
King_paradox 22
Well your life sucks.. Time to uninstall sister 1.5 With shotgun 7.0 And tell dad 2.0 to insert "hard drive" into mom 2.0's "motherboard" To try to get a copy of sister 2.0
Axipiter 24
This made my day. And I was already having a great day. Well done!
FightMyLiger 19
My iphone has an app for that.
Yourheadache 19
your phone is smarter than you.^
Roskosity 22
Meaty goodness or blizzard. Easy choice.
JtPv 14
Fattening unhealthy goodness or family. Easy choice.
titibug823 11
you're right. it is easy. Sibling trumps burger
\ 28
Well she could have been at Dairy Queen. That choice would've been insanely difficult depending on her budget.
wjh100 13
umm I'd knock my brothers teeth out for a chance to eat an epic meal time burger but that's just me. and the burger didn't necessarily have to be un-healthy
JR_Goes_Rawr 11
Can't always Have it your way OP.
revolution4ever 14
The burger better of had bacon. Otherwise that was definitely the wrong choice of her.