Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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Top comments
callargh 0
At least she didn't tweet it?
geesquared 0
you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.
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Comments (214)
fmyliiifeee 0
thaats funny.
bob1233 0
okay eww. you pervs needa get off fmylife.
Unluckylike 0
@#174...&anyone else that said 'ew', you make me think; 'I am 12, &what is this?'
DenElite 0
Lol the "No let me correct myself" had me laughin
ohgoodness1344 0
uhmm... if you're that bad that she's on facebook during sex that's a problem... you need to do something about that. This is horrible I'm lucky I don't have anything that boring right now, though I did once have a boyfriend where I probably should have been doing some else more productive during sex, if I could only get that time back.
Shyman4ever 0
Sounds like a fun girlfriend that you can have sex with any time.
HornyBastardHEHE 0
Lil dick don't care homie at least YOU was enjoying it. BITCH!
FuckUpXNote 0
Too funny. But atleast it was good enough to tell people I would hope.
TBZ_fml 0
what is up with people leaving BIG ASS comments, I HATE TO READ ALOT!!!! NOBODY CARES ON HOW MUCH EDUCATIONAL STUFF YOU CAN TYPE!!! (im done)
reapervampyr 0
...I just wanna now, how exactly did she do that? her phone maybe, lol, I know, completely ignoring the point
WUTFFS 0
STFU GAY! :D