Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that we aren't officially dating until she changes her Facebook relationship status. We've been "dating" for 3 months. FML
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callargh 0
At least she didn't tweet it?
geesquared 0
you're doing something wrong if she's uh bored.
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Comments (214)
bimboness 0
thats the problem with some guys these days only worried with pleasing them selfs takes alot more for a girl ****** so next time think about her make it better for her you douche bag
CaliSurferGirl25 0
Wow it was that good eh...
CheckOutYourBio 0
Me and my friends were actually talking about something like this the other day. Our boyfriends don't care about pleasing us, they just want to cum. Sex with them has gotten boring and we want something new, I guess. And they don't want to try new stuff. 3 out 4 of us actually text when we're having sex with our guys.
DameGreyWulf 1
What the ****.. Um. Dump them. Don't just take it, you twats. Are you all stupid or something?
koaoak 0
great wording but you go layed be happy
shawnarawwwrr 0
i played wow once... AND updated my facebook status.
N3VVRmiNd 0
Umm wow. That's awesome. I love technology, so fitting that in with sex is just a dream. XD At least she's not bragging about how small your junk is... Or so you might think
cyberdemon 0
Hahaha, admit it, you'd do the same thing if you had a chance. I would.
megamango 0
well this is a pretty big fail, and i dont know why but i have to say epic win on this one buddy
thosh 0
Kinda Hot.
pinkbunnyyy 0
LOLOLOLOL. kinda kinky.