Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Indigo_Kitten
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Ouch
Touch crowd
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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geminitactix 1
Well that's no gouda.
habibiiiiiii 2
Cheese is amazing
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perdix 31
Now that you know that, take her on a trip to Wisconsin. She'll be in a constant "state" of arousal, and you will get laid like never before, even though it's our cows and dairy farmers that are doing the heavy lifting. Buy her a "baig" of cheese curds and take her to a Packers game where the sight of all those Cheeseheads will make her maul you with her body. Ya, hey!
americanafrican 32
go cheese nation!!!!
thethingy 6
Smother your dick in cheese before you have sex
redmonkey224539 9
CHEESE! Gromit
christonabike 3
Stop washing ur dick then, simples!
MrCheese01 2
Sexy!
XxskyelovexX 13
Did this make anyone else think of the character from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends named Cheese? The first thing that came to head was "I like cereal" haha
kingbling11 12
Oh we'll that's mature.
raphanne_fml 33
I understand your girlfriend so much! I'm a French working in Japan, and I would do pretty much anything for some good French and Italian cheese right now... *drools*
lishajoy777 14
Then your ass better get your cheese outfit on. Maybe she'll dress up as a mouse. Bam! Fourplay!!
HelpMeJeebus 5
that's why they invented the cheese spread in a can..