Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Indigo_Kitten
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Ouch
Touch crowd
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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geminitactix 1
Well that's no gouda.
habibiiiiiii 2
Cheese is amazing
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Comments (183)
Probaton 11
Half of the married male population on this planet is scouring the ends of the earth trying to come up with ways to turn their significant others on. They've tried everything from lavish hotel resorts to expensive phallus enlargements. Your solution will only cost you a buck at the local supermarket. Count your blessings, dude ;)
patrickalamo 48
Cover yourself in cheese wiz
LuckyLynx7732 5
Fondu night just got way more interesting.
crispy707 0
Are u dating Minnie Mouse ?
DustyLyn1 9
Canned cheese in the nightstand? Better stock up!
PhishloverA 14
You mean dick cheese right? People have weird fetishes
slayer8245 4
Cheesy ******? Anyone?
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Haha, go to Canada! They have spreadable cheese in a jar xD
Sinkhole 26
OP /is/ in Canada.
ElishaisSexy2016 9
Haha well he should have no problem ;)
loserman67 36
Stop washing your balls and taint and in a few days time you'll be her dream man!
murphdarkly 13
Could be worse it could be fromunda cheese that turns her on...