Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Indigo_Kitten
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Ouch
Touch crowd
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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geminitactix 1
Well that's no gouda.
habibiiiiiii 2
Cheese is amazing
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Comments (183)
davek 36
Step 1. Go to McD's Step 2. Get a Big Mac with extra cheese Step 3. "Make her open the box"
iFeedWeasels 6
Your life doesnt suck, use that to your advanthe brother ;)
_krystallynn_ 11
hahahahahahaha. thats great LOL
patrick29 1
Then don't shower. Get some of that white cheese under ur foreskin and see if she likes that :D
robert76 5
This is a prelude to a new SNL song, "Brie in a Box"
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Buy her some cheese. If only all aphrodisiacs were so cheap.
picturescrazy 24
That's an easy enough one, and very cheap. Least it's not lobster, sushi, or steak. You can add that to your sex life easily if she likes Easy Cheese!
answeryourphone 3
Is she fat?
iloveandy143 7
Feta attraction.
tylerofdistrict2 0
You're dating Hannah Hart?!?!?