chloe_zjk
France
Today, I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.
vreid 20
Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you
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Exodiafinder687 58
Keep letting them buy you coffee. Once you have cup #100 you get superspeed and can save everyone in case there is a fire.
bearstyle22 11
nice futurama reference
fuckedPriceless 17
I like it
bahamit 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You sir have once again won the interwebz, daily epic FML contest, congrats.
pedinhuh 23
God, I miss that show...
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope you started getting decaf after cup #5...
SullenPeak8 15
$300 worth of coffee that's alot
jayne_12 9
That happened in Futurama! Haha Awesome
grimpeeper 13
"What was that orange blur?"
sept_ember 5
100 cups of coffee is actually the lethal dose of caffeine!
cassiebucaro99 12
Then they can reward her with a nice cup of coffee
musoboy 22
#143 That's correct. Fry's "superspeed" moment was really just the pleasant, delirious experience you get when your body has given up and is preparing you for death.
goldens_fml 12
Okay, Philip J. Fry
BlondePsycho 43
You need 100 cups for that
mnb1998 15
FUTURAMA ❤️❤️❤️
immunetoinsanity 23
Or let them keep buying it for you then give it to someone in the office that would appreciate it more than you.
MDoremis 38
Just take small sips until they leave and pour it out.
Retaheki 27
#3 ninja'd you by milliseconds. EDIT: Weird, it said I was replying to #4 before I posted.
cheeeksss 29
I was thinking of drinking it slowly so when others ask to buy you another cup, you just say you're still drinking one.
howsthisforaname 34
Let them buy you coffee then discreetly don't drink it.
drugsRfun 13
YDI. Learn to say no to others in a polite manner.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
saying no thank you isn't impolite...
drugsRfun 13
I didn't say that saying no was not polite
vreid 20
Or just be honest and say I've already had coffee but your offer is very kind thank you
bsums203 13
At this point she is being wasteful and #17 cups of coffee cant be healthy for you. Its just as polite to decline as well as accept as they wouldn't be wasting their money when she has had an unhealthy level of coffee.
JKPwnage 27
insert "17 cups of"
conman531 23
Either OP is extremely shy to say anything, or they get her a coffee before asking if she wants one.
Unlovable_Me 14
No no no that's just way too logical
tylercarolinex 21
just common sense really
doodlecloud 27
25 - To be fair, coffee in France is TINY. It's probably only a few large American coffees. Still obviously not great for you though, especially when OP has the rest of the day left.
Flaming_Pandas 15
Nice catch, #97! I was picturing OP drinking 17 full 12 ounce coffees. That would be pretty intense.
bearstyle22 11
hopefully its good coffee
immaMonsta 8
Why can't you just show them the mountain of coffee you already have? Even if you're too polite to say "No, thank you", I'm sure they'll get the idea if you showed them that. Of course, assuming that they can see the sheer amount of coffee you've been given.
HWICUNow 10
Exactly, just leave all the empty cups out and point to them
Brandi_Faith 34
It sounds like op has actually drank them all or else they would've seen the cups, or that she still was working on one.
FieldLeftBlank 20
Have you ever considered a job as a bartender?
sourgirl101 29
At OP's rate, she'd be stone drunk before the end of her work shift.
kewpiesuicide 29
I work at a bar and many people try to buy me drinks. I just keep shots of redbull on my tray so I don't get shnockered.
tranced_ 45
#38 I think that's the whole point #8 was trying to convey
berkeleyjake 13
not a bartender, but there are girls who work for clubs by just getting people to buy more drinks
chrissy3272 6
Just don't drink it!
Miss_Chevious 37
hey free coffee!
Sheepalicious 20
Youre gunna have a heart attack