Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Indigo_Kitten
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Ouch
Touch crowd
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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geminitactix 1
Well that's no gouda.
habibiiiiiii 2
Cheese is amazing
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Comments (183)
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
At least it isn't shit.
hatesfate 6
Well at least it will always be Gouda in bed....
Fisheyedfool7 2
Fromunda cheese? Eh, that wouldn't be so bad if you didn't want to shower...*shudders* I can't even say that with a straight face.
MrLefty 8
Spray can cheese on your penis? Could be the best BJ you'd ever get.
hatesfate 6
That stuff isn't even real cheese
tne201992 12
24- can you try your best and not be a buzz kill.
hatesfate 6
I tried,
MrBond007_fml 6
Time to dip yourself in cheese and let the magic happen!!
foxmatrix15 8
What a sec!! Is her name Rebecca!! What are you doing with my wife??
neurodoc 1
Well.... Please ask her to be specific. Or... May be she is hinting that she prefers it uncircumcised and smegma-tous ... (Shudders)
HeyArnold91 8
This made me think of the guy from Disney's 'A Goofy Movie' (the one Pauly Shore played ....."Cheeeedaaaar ooowwhoooo cheeeedaaarr baaaabyy" lmao
jem970 19
Haha! And that just took it to a whole new level of disturbing. Thank you.
MrLefty 8
It's the Leaning Tower of Cheese-a!!
heythere131630 9
Well guess its time to pull out the cheese whiz and a body brush.
theAnimalsPain 10
that just sounds disgusting.. i wish you luck with that one
eggmarie 25
How is cheese disgusting?