Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Indigo_Kitten
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my husband discovered that whispering anything in my ear will turn me on. He turned to me and whispered 'cheeseburger' in my ear. Unfortunately, I moaned. Now he now laughs about it with our roommate. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Ouch
Touch crowd
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
notsogood
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snoozefest
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
oops999
Downingtown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sounds hot
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Anonymous
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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geminitactix 1
Well that's no gouda.
habibiiiiiii 2
Cheese is amazing
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Comments (183)
annie_nk 23
Ah, the power of cheese. Anyone remember that old commercial?
redbluegreen 41
This FML could have been written about me.
astralvagan 20
So, buy her some cheese and get laid! Give a woman what she wants and she'll give you everything you want
TrentF13 12
When you finish milking her, make sure not to curdle- er... Cuddle for too long.
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Take her to a dairy and have sex there!
TheUnfortunateMe 4
Hmm maybe eating a cube of cheese in a sensual manner
Dnigz13 4
Well atleast now you know you don't have to worry about not turning her on, just bring a slab of cheese to the bedroom with you whenever you want to get it in.... That is unless she's just ******* with you about this
hunteer9 5
That's actually a pretty cool turn on. Better than cutting herself, or having you cut her.
tonnie_soms 5
Do not was your penis, you may develop some Brie
JustKittyKat 24
Mmm, baby... Grate that cheese!