migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
music man
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Anonymous
Bowler, United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Jane
Beaver Falls, United States
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Knot in my throat
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
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schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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Mylees 0
I second what Misserikahart stated
MissErikaHart 0
both of ur posts have had something to do with what's between my legs. u want what's there or something? if not I can't tell
like_its_ya_bday 0
yes I see ur pic u look like a **** so yes no one has honestly ever loved u. lol but honestly how could u say a man isn't a real man if he shows he cares (not saying gay men aren't really men) that just showed ur a retard
like_its_ya_bday 0
ew lmao no I don't think he want u but that's just a guess
meneedlove 0
#1 I actually think Erika is right, he must be the man and that doesnt mean that he should never show her, his feelings in any way, but there are ways and ways of doin that, going around all day saying I love you millions of time its surely not the way to do it.
zombie_invasion 1
69 - I'm sorry, but I think what you're saying makes no sense at all. We are all human, and emotions are a human thing. Saying that someone shouldn't be emotional just because they happen to have a penis is incredibly stupid and dehumanizing, because you're basically saying that guys shouldn't act fully human, and instead they should act half human, half robot. I know that many people believe in gender roles and that guys are supposed to be less about feelings, but a lot of people also believe that the world is 6000 years old, or that it will end in 2012. All these things have two things in common. 1. Many people believe in them. 2. They make no sense at all. Just because many people believe in something doesn't mean it's true.
like_its_ya_bday 0
ya that why smart girls wouldn't go for a man like u 75 bc honestly why would a girl not want someone she loves to tell her it back. all I'm saying is that if he doesn't say it back or at all then he doesn't love me and is not worth the time
MissErikaHart 0
thank u! As I mentioned before, men don't have to be "robots" but if u r a man, u should have ur shit in check. and lil girl, when u get a lil older n find out what a real man is you'll understand sweetie where I'm coming from
DineshKarthikesu 0
Then follow her around, and sing 'Love Me - Justin Beaver' each time she starts talking.
like_its_ya_bday 0
nah if ima waste my time on someone I don't wanna look make and think I was stupid and ew WTF don't call me that u lesbian. idk if u are one but don't call me that.