Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
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schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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Comments (262)
MissErikaHart 0
139, good job. anyone else wanna get on the bandwagon?
rlerke 0
so because he's a guy he shouldnt address his feelings? in that case just because you have a vag doesn't mean you should be ******* stupid.
Kaelibean 0
haah yes ! thank you.
maphineRAWRS 10
if he's saying it so much it's actually annoyed her so badly she's had to ask him to stop, I don't think she's in "the wrong" here haha. I went out with someone who did that.. I couldn't stand it and well she did say it pretty nicely.. haha. just think, like the less you say it the more it will mean to her when you do.
maphineRAWRS 10
#101; tooootally agree hey :)
luna4545 4
I asked my boyfriend to do the same thing a while back. we had only been together for a few months but we dated for a while and knew each other for a year before that. in a way we loved each other as friends before it turned into more, but he said "I love you" like every 30 second, occasionally he would wait 5 minutes. it does get annoying after a while when in between every sentence or just texting all your conversation is is "I love you" " I love you too".
Chunchunchun 3
My ex used to say it too much. She'd text me "I love you." at least once every day, how do you reply to just that?
5t3ff1k4h 47
..."I love you too"? That would be a logical response.
hd9280 0
yea but some bitches get all crazy if u say "...too". must we have to reiterate the same thing?!
5t3ff1k4h 47
I don't understand their issue with saying "...too". It's expressing a mutual agreement of love. I grew up experiencing everyone saying "I love you" and "I love you too".
hd9280 0
I guess cuz if u say "too".... just sounds like a responce. Instead of showing more emotion by repeating "I love you".
5t3ff1k4h 47
But then it just turns into an argument: "I love you!" "No, I love you!" "NO, DAMMIT, I LOVE YOU!!!" Hahaha.
FFML_314 12
I would like to get on the bandwagon. You're not cute, you're not clever, you're not hot, you're not smart. You look like you would sticky and you have 0 common sense. A woman like you, gives a woman like me a bad name. Keep that hole in your face shut. You're not some princess. You will never get anywhere in life with your attitude.
timhonch 0
grow a pair
bets011 0
I tell my boyfriend that too. I mean I'm sure she understand you love her but she's probably tired of repeating "I love you too" all the time. That's how I am; limit yourself so many times a day and at the rightt times ya know?
5t3ff1k4h 47
MissErika- Normally those that claim to be able to "get anyone they want" are overcompensating. I totally agree with Anna on this one.