Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
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schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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chadical 0
not me
FreddyChow 0
man my ex broke up with me for the same damn reason
aardvarkish 17
129, more than ass is getting demanding.
joeinthedark 18
Dude, it's just that too much of your love can really be...scary. Seriously, there is such thing as too much of a good thing.
purplemnm 9
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loshysucks 0
win.
purplemnm 9
ke$ha thinks I win...I feel special and kinda weird at the same time...
loshysucks 0
well sometimes IT IS annoying. Haha sorry ydi.
6sick6 4
missErika is plastic..
ninjacapo 2
wow. thts lame i used to tell my gf i loved her every day. then she broke up with me and i hav nobody to say it to. :'(
ninjacapo 2
dayum 108. lol thts a good one ima hav to remember tht
ShadowPunkChick 1
My husband is the same way he says if I say it 100 times a day it begins to lose its meaning, I agree it isn't the same after a while, but hard habit to get out of, and that 3 times a day is enough.. It's not a FML though.