Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
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schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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meneedlove 0
Thats why nowdays world is full of ******* teenagers.
SuicidalxDream 0
my boyfriend does this to me... It's very annoying fyl
TyIsGeek 0
maybe you're clingy as shit!
like_its_ya_bday 0
to who?
MissErikaHart 0
lesbian...? whatever... anyways I like a mans man. **** *******. I personally don't need a man to tell me he loves me "all the time" or be all emotional like u lil girls do. I'm a grown ass woman. I kno what's up without a man telling me
like_its_ya_bday 0
me calling her a lesbian? sorry I don't like random girls or guys talking to me like that.
like_its_ya_bday 0
I don't need to hear it all the time I'm not that pathetic. I just need his to show me that he does without it being a problem
zombie_invasion 1
79 - Wtf? Why does someone have to act differently than it't natural for them just because they happened to be born with a penis? Every person is different. Some guys are more emotional, some are less emotional, just like some girls are more emotional and some are less emotional. It's totally natural.
Justincolon22 15
that's funny number 1 but mean, my girlfriend and I say I love you to each other all the time, I don't know what the hell is wrong with your girlfriend fhl.
scenekid1119 0
that's because your like 16 kid
MissErikaHart 0
because dude, have u ever heard of, "know ur role?" that's just what it is! u gotta penis soooo u must, uhhh....BE A MAN not a lil girl. I'm done with this matter tho.