Today, I had the cops called on me because I accidentally texted, "I'm going to kill you and use your head as a hood ornament" to my ex-fiancé, instead of my best friend. I only texted that because he got a better grade on an exam than me. Now I have a court date. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, my ex friend turned half the school against me, saying I stole and damaged her phone, both lies. Things escalated and she threatened to jump me if I didn't apologize. I apologized but now she's making me pay money for something I didn't do, and I'm seriously considering a restraining order. FML
Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, while high, I accidentally sent a pizza to my ex-girlfriend's house instead of my apartment. She has a restraining order out on me. This is bad. FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
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genius_man16 1
So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>
haygurlhay 0
Ouch. Bad idea.
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haygurlhay 0
Ouch. Bad idea.
lanceypoo 0
yeap that shit happens in Kentucky,
dakotalesmercy 6
lol
BethiiGeex 0
Very bad idea* :/
genius_man16 1
So, this seems to be a common "FML" theme, but how in the hell do you 'accidentally' text someone? Maybe my phone is just awesome, but i find it quite impossible to text the wrong person... >.>
weavermycutecat 0
why would you even text that in the first place at ALL? that wouldnt even be funny as a joke!
hannahtaskey 9
It's easy in most phones. Especially when they're touch screen because your fingers slip all the time!
corocoro 30
General carelessness?
gummybear1996 13
My phone is glitchy. Sometimes I click on a conversation with one person, and it brings me to a completely different conversation. I've sent a few texts to the wrong number because I was being careless and didn't read the last bit of the conversation. Luckily, they were all pretty innocent.
Amkii 0
OK, I must admit, I lol'd. This is awesome. Not the court date and police, but your threat! I'm so saying that to someone next time I get pissed! #2 - I agree!
Tri_fml 5
#2 - Normally includes alcohol. Also a lot of people just get into a routine, if it's a very recent break up: chances are his fiance was the person he texted most, so it's almost like a reflex to select them in the phonebook. I've done it before, but somehow managed to text the person I intended to text, and my ex girlfriend. Was very odd.
XXXSHAD0W22XXX 0
EPIC FAIL.
uh_oh 0
#2, I've done it before too (only a few times, but it's happened). Especially if the person you accidentally texted is right above/below the person you meant to text in your address book. Once I tried to text "Brad (my brother) is being a douche" to my best friend. Unfortunately I was thinking "Brad" instead of my friend's name, and sent the text to him. Fail. Lol
grantataylor1 0
just don't have her number in your phone. screw her.
kpk5054 0
I have "recently sent contacts" option on my phone. Far too many times I texted the wrong person. Thank God it wasn't anything serious like this though. I laughed at your diss, too, because it sounds like something I would say to my best friend.
jm88 0
If it's like my phone, he may have a list of people you've recently texted. I've had some close calls... no FML stories, but very close calls.
alwaysalady 0
My husband and my husband's friend are right next to each other alphabetically, his friend first. I have clicked too fast and texted (?) things to my husband's friend that he shouldn't have seen. It happens.