Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was driving home, I saw a woman get hit by a car. I immediately parked on the side of the road to assist her. I called an ambulance and stayed with her until they came to get her, comforting her all the while. When I returned to my car, I found a parking ticket in my windshield. FML
Today, I saw a man stuck in his car door by his jacket. I ran over to help him, and his wife hit me with her purse. FML
Today, I saw a crash on the highway. The police weren't yet there, so I pulled over to help because I know CPR. No one needed CPR, but I had locked myself out of my car. My roadside assist won't come to highways, so I had to get towed away in front of everyone. FML
Today, after rolling my car on the highway, I witnessed several people stop and get out of their cars to take pictures. No one asked if I was okay, and I was the one who had to call 911 for myself. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
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G6Clutch 0
If I understand correctly, this guy got out because he saw her. He wasn't even going to bother with the crash.
Krazykuno 0
"Today, I was in a bad car wreck. A woman came over to help, and a man followed her. Instead of helping me, I had to hear him striking out with the woman. This continued on until the ambulence arrived. FML" OP, your situation just seems like a "wrong place, wrong time" deal. Other than that, I don't see the FML.
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Comments (107)
DineshKarthikesu 0
uh?
insertusernamehe_fml 0
"pick me up" as in try to get a date
kayladance101 13
i dont understand this...
DineshKarthikesu 0
#5 Oh okay.. now that makes sense. Thanks ;)
f4everenergy 0
that guy hit on her while waiting for ambulance? I don reAlly get it too.
Timmo_fml 2
He was hitting on her instead of helping the guy in the crash, when she wanted help. Definite FML. Keep up.
iskusmarines 0
omg he hit you?!/!?!?!?! I smell a lawsuit
f4everenergy 0
17, haha that's what I thought. he's ridiculous. but I'm doubting if such post is true.
iskusmarines 0
Lol woops I read it wrong, hit on you, I got it.
Silentstrike 11
guys Another Car Pulled Up.... so a guy was driving past and saw her there and thought she was cute so he pulled over and hit on her while she was trying to help the injured person that crashed
skanksonaplane 0
YDI for being attractive
lebronsux 0
^^ found some competition ehh?? lol
ZleveL 0
78 she's married :(
linhdaninja 0
maybe op is a guy?
Shadowvoid 33
The poster means flirt, not assaulted. In which case, i do not smell a lawsuit.
snapso 0
are you so ugly you look like you've been in a car wreck?
MissErikaHart 0
lmfao
SmallTownCutie 0
he's hitting in her. she's obviously attractive.
ThePwnapple 0
He could just have REALLY, REALLY bad taste.
SmallTownCutie 0
true
klumzy0123456789 6
I don't get it
letschat6 5
What does it matter?
Jackbukski2468 4
how do you c ther picture?
GreekYogurt 26
That's cruel and unnecessary
Quest_ 13
Oh, men.
DineshKarthikesu 0
Oh man.. your pic's hawtt
steelersjackson 0
I disagree
PimpdaddyCJT 13
I disagree aswell
SmallTownCutie 0
I think she's adorable. I wish I could pull off short hair.
C19_fml 9
Wouldn't talk steelers with your bieber hair.
Imsosexayyy 0
I disagree as well. She isn't "hawt" She's gorgeous/adorable. :]
suppressed08 2
not all men, some are reasonable.
KiddNYC1O 22
short hair? where?
omfgrofl1337 0
shed be pretty if she got a bit more tanned
Quest_ 13
I'm not sure I'm comfortable with my attractiveness being debated on FML. Kitty time.
acccccccc 1
hawt? yes?... you wanted me? ;)
Slim_Shadyy_fml 0
fakkkeeee!
SmallTownCutie 0
so is your picturrrre! stfu anti-flood I'm not a spammer
sourgirl101 29
'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
*stands up* Oh! No-- not me. I just have to go to the bathroom. *shuffles off*
SCARYMUSIC 0
nice pi douch bag
tayza249 20
I don't get it.. a guy hitting on you= **** your life? did I miss something when I read that?
PurpleMonkeysFor 0
I'm confused too . :/
doink 0
I know. They were overly dramatic with the "to my horror" part.
FreddyMustDie 0
try putting yourself in that situation & just think, would the first thing on your mind be "maybe I can get off on that guy while he's unconscious!". I think the FML is concerned with the fact that while she was stressing about trying to help someone who could be fatally injured, at the same time as fending off a guy with such disgusting moral values as to ignore the casualty & try to get into her pants instead
Corran 0
don't waste your time explaining fmls to duckfaces
doughnutboy99 2
you are either oblivious to the entire thing or just stupid she went out to help the guy who knocked out while the other guy just wanted to get her number then get laid
jennnnrawr 0
at first i though it said te guy started to hit her...
OhYeaYourLifeSuc 0
LOL duckfaces?!?!? where do people come up with these names?!?
tondog2121 0
how's that bad? are you a lesbian???
andyness 0
maybe he was an ugly person
azhein 0
I agree with 83 you must have missed almost the whole fml
Good_old_Grim 8
Well what the hell else was he supposed to do? Pray for the unconscious dude? Or maybe draw a penis on his face and take a picture?
nond2nv 4
DjeePee 25
God, you know, it would be kind of respectful to do anything except hit on the woman that's the only one trying to help somebody that really does need help. If he was thinking about anything else than his penis, he would know what to do, like, giving help (if that was possible) or be supportive and worried, or something like that. But hitting on her is so wrong on so many levels. I am also trying to imagine the situation. Woman: 'Oh, yes, finally, somebody to help me! Look, this man is unconscious, I already called the ambulance, but do you know something that might help him now? I am so worried, and don't know what to do...' Man: 'You have nice eyes. Woman: '...sir? This person needs help, look, he's unconscious, his car is totally wrecked, we need to do something!' Man: 'We can go to my appartement, if you want...' Woman: 'Look, I'm not interested in you, I only want to help this man, he needs it. Man: 'Yeah, I can see you're a little stressy. A beautiful girl like you would like to go the movies with me, for a nice, romantic movie, and then you would calm down, and later on, we could go to my appartement for a little chat.' Woman: 'Leave me the **** alone!' Men: 'You have nice boobs. I want to drive you to the cinema, if you wants' And so on, and so on... Definitly a FML
Zebidee 9
#40 - you left out the part where he sees that she's annoyed and offers her a shoulder massage.
Bubbelz 25
LOL xD
Good_old_Grim 8
Only a woman could suggest that "being supportive and worried" is any sort of help. The sad truth is that there most likely was nothing that they could do until paramedics arrived. Also, the odds that the conversation was actually anywhere near as retarded as in your example are rather remote.
counterfit 10
^ this x eleventy plus, you shouldn't have moved him unless his car was on fire.
rhcpalex93 0
I modded this!
Pro_Nothing 9
The unconscious man was probably beaten by the Cartel's. You tried to help him and the guy was part of the cartel that hurt him and beat you up too. It's pure science.
Krazykuno 0
"Today, I was in a bad car wreck. A woman came over to help, and a man followed her. Instead of helping me, I had to hear him striking out with the woman. This continued on until the ambulence arrived. FML" OP, your situation just seems like a "wrong place, wrong time" deal. Other than that, I don't see the FML.
nond2nv 4
Agreed
RedPillSucks 33
It's an FML if you're alone in a situation where there's unwanted attention from some asshole who could easily rape you.
Norwegian_Wood 4
RedPillSucks has got it, I'd say. If I were in the situation, anyway. Which, I have been in similar situations, and it's annoying and stressful. OP, FYL, I guess as they say, no good deed goes unpunished. You were trying to do a good thing, that other guy is a douche.
sevans 0
hmmm so I'm assuming there was something wrong with the guy?? you should really explain why it was a problem I understand the bad timing but it wasn't that bad.