migsman
United States
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
music man
United States
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Anonymous
Bowler, United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Jane
Beaver Falls, United States
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
cj123
United States
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Anonymous
Boone, United States
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
jonnah
Canada
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
fucklife
Washington, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Knot in my throat
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
Top comments
schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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Comments (262)
Allymeme 3
ydi for being a clingy boyfriend... a girl likes to hear a guy tell her that he loves her, but not a million times a day. Get a life loser.
newmxr 0
sounds like my bitch ex lol
MissErikaHart 0
well I freakin can, believe that.
megamandude455 10
1 you win hahahahahahahaha
suppressed08 2
I doubt it, but if it IS true, I wouldn't be boasting about it. just makes you be seen as easy or whatever (or a douche if you're a guy)...
Slimma 20
It's already generally lost it's meaning so why continue repeating the same words over and over again? It's tiresome, useless, pointless, and very annoying. I had to get a couple of girls to quit saying it so damn much cause it was getting too annoying. I told them... instead of saying it so much... how about showing it. If she can't tell that you love her by your actions and instead you always have to say it in order to make sure she knows it... then you're doing something wrong.
angry_wildebeast 0
#35 is the same kind of bitch ***** that said it to the guy in this fml. everyone that said he deserved it is a tool
MissErikaHart 0
well I just said it on fml as a rebuttal to what someone was sayin about the type of men I get. I don't just walk around talkin about how incredibly tight my game is. I don't need to. u would feel my swag if u seen me. but it's just fml. u guys can all kma
like_its_ya_bday 0
oooh stfu lol u lost last night give up
rockhound 0
misserika.....if you've been in a solid relationship for three years, how do you know you can get any guy you want? have you been cheatin? seems to me you have no business talking about love, nor does it sound like you know what it means to really love someone. if you are so confident about your ability to hook up with any guy you want, you obviously aren't giving much thought to your significant other of three years. the girl in your profile pic may be kind of (that's right, I said kind of) cute, but your personality makes you UGLY and extremely undesirable for much more than a good time in the bedroom (or Burger King bathroom, 'cause that's probably how you roll). believe that.