Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my fiancé tells me he loves me about 100 times a day. At first it was cute, but now it's getting really annoying. We can't have a conversation without him throwing in about 10 "I love you"s. I'm beginning to not want to talk to him anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Sorry seems to be the harshest word
Today, my girlfriend has yelled at me multiple times for saying sorry too much. It's involuntary, due to me constantly being told I never do anything right growing up by my parents. She knows this, and is even then one who helped me realize this, and still yells at me for it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Misophonist or misogynist?
Today, my boyfriend said to me, in front of his friends, “Can you stop breaking out into song all the time? It’s getting really annoying.” FML
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schwancy 2
Saying any combination of words over and over can be annoying no matter how heartfelt they may be.
Ozmat 0
well it would get annoying if you kept saying it
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Asstastic4 0
Ydi for being annoying.
MissErikaHart 0
and it's not ridiculous shy, men really shouldn't b all emotional. girls r emotional, u want guys to act like girls?
FYLDeep 26
This ain't bad at all. This means you get to slack off a little and not have to remember to say it as much. What would be real tragic is if she told you to stop saying "Make me a sammich".
Asstastic4 0
My girlfriend said that to me before. It was tragic.
MissErikaHart 0
yea I'm not talkin about ALL gay men here, generally, maybe even stereotypically speaking I'm sayin that men too into their feelings come off as gay to me, and not the masculine type of gay either.
like_its_ya_bday 0
#53 lmfao and @52 wth I'm sorry if no one honestly loved u that u have to say if a guy is a good bf of husband that makes his gay bc he shows if gf or wife that she means something
epr 0
Well, this does cross into the fact where if you say something repeatedly it loses meaning and/or in fact gets annoying.
MissErikaHart 0
awww 53...r u upset with me? u seem angry...u wanna talk about it? have sum hot cocoa? hmmmm? want me to kiss it make few aw bettoh??
like_its_ya_bday 0
#53 lmfao and @52 wth I'm sorry if no one honestly loved u that u have to say if a guy is a good bf of husband that makes his gay bc he shows if gf or wife that she means something (sorry I post this twice I forgot to hit reply :P )
like_its_ya_bday 0
yea but we don't know how much he said it so I can just say ur gf is a retard
MissErikaHart 0
come on people r u serious? not to b rude but look at me, u think no has loved me??? hahaha plz.