sadh3
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Haitwun
El Monte, United States
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Mmm
San Francisco, United States
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
Jessie
Brighton, United Kingdom
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Anonymous
United States
Rollercoaster
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
dumped and dusted
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
United States
Kinda sus behavior
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Wishful thinking
Today, my wife told me she’s pregnant and we went through the whole range of emotions together, surprise, happiness, tears, anger, acceptance, you name it. An hour later she said she wanted to save the pregnancy test for memories. Guess she forgot her glasses, it very clearly says NOT pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
captainuniverse
Nashville, United States
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my pregnant girlfriend gave me back the ring I'd used to propose with a week ago. Her reason? She only said yes because she was worried the real father of the baby wasn't going to stick around. FML
Not a grandma
United States
Her body, her choice
Today, I took my daughter to the hospital for a few tests, and it turns out that she's pregnant. She has always said that she doesn't want kids, but I hoped that already being pregnant might change her mind. She called to schedule an abortion during the drive back home. FML
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Lobby_Bee 18
Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.
Razell 13
...that's not how any of this works.
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Razell 13
...that's not how any of this works.
GhostFox 34
Pregnancy brain? Or very serious anxiety. Explain with simple words and gentle tone.
really_dad? 14
Well, what were the results
Tripartita 45
What a moron. Obviously YOU’D need to take the test to determine whether or not it’s theirs.
simcityguy09 19
Lol
Lobby_Bee 18
Get her an IQ test as well, but she may pee on it.
ViviMage 40
Does pregnancy cause blonde moments?
Glynnis Sevillano 8
Someone Google it
jfsiv 17
You apparently didn't pick her because of her intelligence.
RichardPencil 32
What a dumbass, that wouldn’t prove anything! She’d need video of you secretly implanting someone else’s fertilized ovum into you while you slept. You didn’t do that, did you?
RichardPencil 32
I mean “into her.”
Christina Winden 22
Hopefully the baby inherits his/her intelligence from your side of the family.
Glynnis Sevillano 8
I don't. He picked her.
piinksock 17
Pregnancy brain is a real thing!