Today, wanting to get revenge at my ex for and the woman he cheated on me with, I invaded their wedding during the ceremony and objected to their marriage, laying out all the facts about how they started their nasty relationship built on betrayal. I was thrown out by security as they laughed at me. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I was walking towards a party where I knew my cheating ex would be. I passionately rehearsed how I would have a go at him big time when I met him. Guess who was walking right behind me and heard it all. FML
Today, my family got mad at me for eloping and not inviting them to my wedding. Even though they admitted they wouldn't have gone anyway. FML
Today, my whole family turned on me because I absolutely refused to attend my son's wedding, even though he really wanted me to walk him down the aisle. He married the woman he cheated on his ex-wife with, and abandoned their kids. That's why I refused to attend. FML
Today, I made fun of a friend at a dinner party after he forgot to put his engagement ring on. It turned out his fiancée actually ended the engagement last week, and everyone thinks I was being spiteful just because the girl is my ex. FML
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
Don't get me wrong, he sounds like a complete jerk, but... what exactly were you expecting?
poopface82 25
You obviously don’t want him, so why do you give a shit if he’s with someone else? Cheating ends a relationship. It doesn’t warrant a life sentence of never being in another relationship.
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Comments (6)
Anderling 33
Don't get me wrong, he sounds like a complete jerk, but... what exactly were you expecting?
DirtySalamander 9
sometimes you have to know when to take the L.
poopface82 25
You obviously don’t want him, so why do you give a shit if he’s with someone else? Cheating ends a relationship. It doesn’t warrant a life sentence of never being in another relationship.
Hangryko 32
You don't crash the wedding, you sue him for emotional distress.
RichardPencil 32
What did you expect to happen? Life isn't like "The Graduate."
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Well done proving to his entire family why he's better off without you.