Today, my daughter's school was putting on a fashion show for charity and all the kids were supposed to ask their mothers to be in it. I asked my daughter about it and she said, "Well, I was going to ask you, but they said to only 'ask all of your beautiful mommies'." FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to go to a car show. I told him to hold on, I had to ask my mom. I quietly asked her to say no for me. She said "Sure!". FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to take her to Victoria's Secret so I could buy her some "sexy clothes". She's 9. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about who I wanted to ask to prom. I told her the names of the girls I was thinking of asking and she replied, "They'll say no, but you can always go with one of your cousins." FML
Today, our little family business was asked to do a presentation at my daughter's school. When we got there and I saw her, I waved to her happily but she totally blanked me, plus my super strict mom smacked me on the back of the head for embarrassing her by not acting professionally while I was technically working. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I went to the mall with two friends. A modelling scout approached us and asked both of my friends if they were interested in modelling. When the scout finally noticed me, she asked if I was their mom. We're all the same age. FML
Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML
Today, my friend called saying she was gathering all her girlfriends for a girl's night out. I was thrilled with the idea and started to think of something to wear. She then asked if I would mind watching her son. FML
Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML
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jet_fml 0
To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P
smiles1234456 0
aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though
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Comments (81)
poopypeepee 0
haha oh no! 1st!
futtgoredo 0
get un-ugly and stop bitchin you bitchin bitch faced bitch
outside_dinosaur 0
hahs
B4SK3TB4IL 0
lol BITCHFACE
phillipsk804 0
dude chill with your reply u never know she prbly is pretty but her kid dont think so she has husband dont she so their u go
RolliePollie 5
damn that really sucks
smiles1234456 0
aww :( little kids are really stupid and mean sometimes though
RipeFlame 18
Yep
jet_fml 0
To be fair, I wouldn't want my mom in my school's fashion show either. :P
TeenTiger 0
Well kids do say the darnedest things. Plus with all this karma stuff people keep talking about she will get your genes :)
BEATLEJUICE98 4
Its funny how you say if the girl gets her moms genes it will be a punishment
rdenton 0
lmfao
kwbuzz23wk 0
if i see another FML about an adult upset by a young kid telling them something they do not wanna hear i am gonna scream. how are these still origional?
Metzler31 17
idk how they are 'original' :-) Grammar Nazis to the rescue!
alex_vik 1
So she's not even in the fashion industry and she's already got the perfect personality for someone in it. She's found her future job.
SVelasquez 0
This is one of those "honey, sometimes being brutally honest upsets people" teaching moments.
BigLord 0
Wait a second... isn't this an old joke?