AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
yankeeboy123
Pompano Beach, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye love
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Top comments
glowbaby 15
Set your relationship status to single.
mohamed_H 21
Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?
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Comments (107)
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Your gf needs to grow up. If THAT'S the reason she breaks up with you, then you're better off without her anyway.
mkayden 23
A future psycho.. She sounds lovely. Get out of there while you can OP!
sdroze1389 31
it's times like this I wish fb had a dislike button. then you could make a point of just trolling your lady.
AlexRen 21
Should of just looked at her in amazement.
horrorfield 6
I got mad at my bf for _never_ liking anything on my Facebook, but still liking everyone else's stuff, including his ex's.
kotake 7
I can actually see this as a valid reason, but I can also see him implicitly liking everything you post w/o having to say it as a valid excuse...
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
That's just so pathetic. Why do you need your stuff to be "liked"? Attention seeking, much?
DanielleinDC 34
In #33's case, her boyfriend is "liking" everyone else's stuff but hers. If OP is "liking" other people's posts but not hers, i can see how the girlfriend might not like it. If he just doesn't hit "like" much, she needs to calm down. Quite frankly, I couldn't care less whether or not my boyfriend likes my posts, but then he's not on Facebook as much as I am.
ehollow5000 6
That is more understadable. That just means he is more interested in his ex than he is in you.
fantasyworld 39
This is more understandable.
annonymous8 6
Like every single one of her statuses!!(:
TheMystery13 13
When Facebook becomes a factor in ANY interpersonal relationship, it's time to put an end to it.
nana_88 10
Sounds so immature.
Wakachulak 22
Let her, saves you the trouble.
Mat2000_1 4
I agree. Dump.