AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
yankeeboy123
Pompano Beach, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye love
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Top comments
glowbaby 15
Set your relationship status to single.
mohamed_H 21
Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?
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Comments (107)
poisongirl708 11
I smell an attention *****. What is she? A 15 year old ?
ehollow5000 6
Lol, well maybe because if you liked all of her stuff you'd be considered a stalker. Idk
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Lol. a few solutions, Post a bunch of rediculous shit on your page that you know she wouldn't hit like on then complain about the same thing lol. Explain that you are not a like *****, and if she wants you to like her shit she should put a little more effort into her posts, to make them funny or worthy of a like. Or simply tell her your too cool for that shit and that she shouldn't be so superficial.
RadKayRae 8
Facebook is stupid anyways. Tell her to get rid of it if she is bothered by you not "liking" her post enough. Why do you need a Facebook if it just causes issues?
mchmelev1993 10
You two need to go out more often lmao
sk8ter23 5
post on her wall that you're breaking up with her then like that status :)
darbmutat 12
"Cray-cray, gotta go bye bye before you get stab-stabbed." -Barney Stinson
iGiveNoDamn 14
Good riddance...
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Boys and girls, today's word of the day is conceited. Seriously, my fiancé never likes or comments on anything I post on Facebook, and I don't care. If she's so insecure/conceited that you have to like everything she posts on Facebook, you're dating a fourteen-year-old girl who needs to grow up. I say let her dump you, or better yet, beat her to the punch and dump her.
Blahblah9921 4
dump her now