AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
yankeeboy123
Pompano Beach, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye love
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Top comments
glowbaby 15
Set your relationship status to single.
mohamed_H 21
Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?
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Comments (107)
pratikp03 22
Gotta like the status man LOL
LatvianPride 16
Wouldn't say dump her just yet, but she sounds a bit immature. I'd say talk to her.
Thatchance96 5
Is your girlfriend in middleschool?
cathrope 10
Reminds of the song from knife party "Internet friends."
jrguard 5
Been there gotta love it
rocker_chick23 27
Dude, she is psycho. I suggest you break up with her before it gets worse
chronosphere 18
Go psycho on her and wack her with a bat
jroxs13 4
Just like every status she has, from now on and past ones. Seriously though, I don't know why you're all calling her crazy. We don't know the content of the statuses, and maybe the OP should just like things to entertain her?
rocker_chick23 27
Only a crazy person would threaten to break up with the OP for something as stupid as not liking her statuses enough.
Setareh23 34
Well, as you said we don't have all the information. For all we know, he might be commenting on all his ex's posts, talking to her, liking what she says, and then ignoring his actual gf. Her getting so angry in that case would seem petty/jealous, but not so much that I would call her "crazy." So we don't know. But I still think threatening to break up is going overboard. If he's liking them because she's threatening, isn't it completely insincere anyways? Her logic seems a bit flawed. Also, why should OP feel obligated to like her comments? She's his gf, he shouldn't feel forced to do stuff just to humor her. If him not "liking" her statuses makes her think that he doesn't like her or care about what she says, then she has some self-esteem issues to deal with.
imbedderdenu 23
Run.
juliapow22 5
Sounds like you need a new girlfriend