AlonsoKold
Jackson, United States
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
GlueAndCarrots
Markham, Canada
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML
fmfb
United States
Well played
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
WTF
Plainfield, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
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Modesto, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML
danthecomplicate
United States
Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML
yankeeboy123
Pompano Beach, United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML
Anonymous
South Gate, United States
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Anonymous
Bye bye love
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Top comments
glowbaby 15
Set your relationship status to single.
mohamed_H 21
Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?
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Comments (107)
SimplyBird 9
Better start liking she sounds dangerous...
mudslut712 15
welcome to today's generation were the internet is more important than real world(sorry been in the military whole adult life so some stuff might not make sense) its a sad sad culture now
falconjade 19
Welcome to today's generation, where we no longer know what proper grammar is
Welshite 40
#20: Welcome to today's generation, where people criticize another's grammar, and yet forget proper punctuation.
falconjade 19
Touché, 54.
falconjade 19
I'd hate to date the people who are voting "You Deserved It" on this one
drshn 22
I have not. Just saying!!
Ma_Nikka 24
After you set your relationship status to single and it shows up on her page, like it
falconjade 19
This is a perfect addition to the first comment, you are the future
Beepbeep7 14
Sounds like she's insecure and gets validation from Facebook likes.
Winnie453 9
Did she say that in a facebook status? Because if so, you should like it.
mackdeezy 22
I see no problem here. You'd be dodging a bullet.
brandoneyez1 25
I would have left her for taking fb so seriously.
10showgirl 16
I get on facebook about once a month... Some people live on facebook. I just don't get it...
Marshalley 3
Dump her just do yourself a favor and dump her