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Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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tehman117 21

Is she 3?

irish_lad 16

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

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tehman117 21

Is she 3?

EvilTurtle 35

Get it right. She's 3 and a half, how inconsiderate of you.

zahidnasir 22

I hate judgemental people

IDerive 12

Saying that you hate judgmental people is a form of judging people... You pretty much just said that you hated yourself.

jmigs17 19

Don't hate yourself #33, you are a good person.

_santoss 10

shes not judging, she just stated she doesn't like people who judge, its a difference

Dazzling_Taric 13

No it's hypocrisy.

CosmicElk 26

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Oh...you poor man!

flufee2 27

i feel like when people threaten something like this its note even a joke

TDKopecki 16

It's a sign to keep walking across and never look back.

DFMLharsh 20

You've got one clingy chick with you, my man.

logicnazi 18

Not clingy enough it would seem.

MeTheBeast 22

That should be a sign for you to get out

sonasonic 34

It's one convincing sign to leave her on the corner of Breakup and Dumped.

skypasuesky 12

Just run awaaayy

irish_lad 16

She threatened. Now you carry out that threat

Zebediabolical 45

DUMP HER! SUE HER! YOU MEAN EX-GIRLFRIEND? There. We've hit the quota.

201chasew 22

no no no. We need about 15 more "dump her ass" comments to hit the standard quota.

AddictGamer 16

Almost immediately disliked your comment #6, you scared me.

theTravinator 21

No no no you have it all wrong, op simply needs to cut off both of his hands

keyofdestiny13 24

#6, you forgot "she doesn't deserve an inconsiderate guy like you! She'll go and find herself a REAL man" and "run, run far away"

asherm 15

You forgot "run dude!" And stage 5 clinger

Hyenayena 27

Reminds me of that scene from Norman or whatever where they're holding hands on the toilet. Holy crap time to sit her down and have a talk, not everything in a relationship has to be done together.

fsomelife 26

Just be sure to hold her hand through it.

Hyenayena 27

Shit sorry! I had just switched phones and it didn't recognize the word "Norbit" so i guess it changed it. Sorry about that! haha

shaaza 16

Every wise boyfriend knows that he MUST hold their girlfriend's hand when crossing the street for safety and relationship purposes.

brand125 17

no, every wise boyfriend will break it off with a girlfriend who would threaten to dump someone over something so silly. i know your joking

brand125 17

(fml crashed on my phone before i could finish my comment) i know youre joking, but i hate how people think its okay for a man to put up with a controlling girl just because "shes a woman, shes right". its not right.

nrubs11 9

I mean, it's not like we know she's "controlling". There may be more to the story than shared.

brand125 17

come on, honestly what more could be added to a story to make it his fault. yes, he could have accidently pushed her or dashed and ditched her, but every fml has to leave parts out, so if you come on fml expecting every entry to be fakely exagerated then why would you be on here. every fml author could be lying, so im going to believe them until i have a good reason to suspect otherwise. if the situation is as op describes it, then the gf seems controling and manipulative, because using "do this or i will dump you" is extremly controlling. threatening to break up over something small to get your way is awful

jdnaus 13

No #6 is right. It depends on the context of why he didn't hold her hand. Are they out on a date together? Are they high school kids walking out of school together? Are they annoyed at each other? A tiny reassuring gesture of touch at certain moments says so many things.

itschrissy_16 16

Calm down, people! It's just an fml

chosha_fml 27

Those gestures can mean a lot. But there is no context in which it would be justified to threaten to break up with your boyfriend because he didn't hold your hand crossing a road.

WOTAN1488 24

Run...across the street.

flopstar 21

Explain to her you like her but you don't need to be touching her 24/7. Give her boundaries or she will get super clingy.

janfleury 19

To late. She is super clingy. It's not the super clingy that is bothersome. It's the fact that she is willing to use the relationship ending to get her way. The do it my way or the highway that has the red warning flags up. Anyone that controlling and willing to use a threat to get their way is trouble. That upset with that big of a threat over holding a hand? What happens if something bigger happens? Red flag, OP, red flag.

more4me 27

Exactly . It's the manipulation of OP "I'll break up with you if... " **** that!