Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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712sash 26
That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
BWolf7 8
Damn hall monitors :P
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Comments (87)
woainishamu 21
Was this in a prison? :O
ThatOneGuy719 16
Damn rebels, always having to break the rules.. Running in the hallways can get someone killed ya know!
ex_omer 17
Damn it! This kind of leniency spoils youth. You should be in chains
willmatrix 6
Public schools are prisons.
_iquitlife_ 10
how's yard time there?
Ray_of_midnight 23
I graduated high school 30 years ago and it amazes me how prison-like schools are these days when I see the stuff that kids today post to the internet, or hear the kids of my friends talk about what school is like for them. My generation had a lot more freedom. What the hell happened? How do they ever expect kids to turn into functional adults if they're not handed progressively more autonomy as they get older, instead of everything at once (except booze) when they turn 18?
BWolf7 8
Damn hall monitors :P
warsun 27
*sponge bob voice* ON PATROL. IM ON PATROL
17nate 9
THE MANIAC'S IN THE MAILBOX!
SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
There HAS to be more to this story for the hall monitors to be upset. Jackasses at my school always try to outsmart teachers by saying stuff like, "I'm just running!"
BWolf7 8
Never forget your hall pass.
712sash 26
That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
thefastnfuryass 14
This is nothing. We used to smack other classroom doors as we ran down the hall screaming, "Move bitch get out the way!"
iOceanus 18
You must feel like a badass.
puppie406 23
Ludaaaa
iLike2Teabag 27
I guess they're running out of patience.
SimplyBird 9
Soon people can't RUN out of patience without breaking any violations.. Eh? Eh? Sorry.
falconjade 19
#11 must be a Canadian
Michaelgf 13
No, he is too stereotypical to be a canadian
Micah_Nobot 10
How dare you commit such a crime
falconjade 19
Jogging in the hall is sort of inappropriate. However the punishment is way too severe. Fyl, sorry OP
91hayek 31
If it were up to me there'd be no moderation; moderation gets you punished. Walking or full on, heels-to-ass sprinting is okay, jogging is not. Silence or bellowing is okay, talking at normal volume is not. Either keep to yourself or someone dies from your violence, any horseplay in between gets punishment as well.
falconjade 19
19, it seems by your comment that you think I meant specifically jogging. Anything but walking is inappropriate when inside a crowded school hallway. However, I think you'd make an awesome principal;)
ptoka 20
Omg #19, I read that in Will Ferrel's voice and couldn't stop laughing. 20, he was making a joke, calm down.
tellyc 27
A criminal in the making
ericb982 8
All the murderers and terrorists start out jogging in hallways, you know.
worldclassrager 41
Usually the rules are no running...but if you were late to class it's reasonable
SimplyBird 9
This is how murderers are created
iOceanus 18
No wonder they're hard to catch.
mattjamt 16
Yeah 15, if only there were a faster form of movement than jogging, then we could catch them...
yahoowizard 16
How many times were you caught running? I can't imagine this being normal protocol, but maybe if you did it everyday for weeks despite them telling you not to. Or maybe you were running around smoking a bong, that could do that to you too.
Peachy2392 26
I agree. Honestly, I think there might be more to this than OP is saying. I know public schools can be strict and love to hand out punishments about the most ridiculous things, but this seems really severe for just jogging.
HeyTherexxx 21
Maybe. But in my school, you can get detention/ suspension for coughing too much in class, having cough drops, leaving class one minute early, etc. I go to a public school and their rules are ridiculous and it's easy to break a rule because we barely know such petty rules exist.