Today, my girlfriend texted one of her male friends, saying she's turned off by the thought of sex with me. She suggested a bit of "exercise sex" with him. I'm sure he would have eagerly agreed, if he'd been the one receiving the texts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML
Today, I realised my girlfriend only has sex with me to make me exercise. FML
Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML
Today, I had a cute girl over and we cuddled on my bed. Later she texted me that she had decided that she didn't want to ever do that again because it turned her on. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML
Today, my fiancee told me she felt horny and was excited for bed, then got mad when I seemed indifferent. I'd be more interested if she didn't constantly wind me up by talking about sex, then get cold feet the second we're alone. FML
Today, my girlfriend is upset with me for not wanting to sext. I can't sext with her because she adds "lol" to everything, which turns me off. FML
Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML
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Top comments
kut17 11
Have exercise sex with her sister.
rein 8
What a bitch! Dump her sorry ass.
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Comments (104)
saaracing 2
**** her like the dirty **** she is and then break her heart and make her pay.. Two can play her game..
kitkattgirl 2
Women who "test" males in any sense are psychotic and need to be avoided. That behavior is gross, no where near attractive. She shouldn't be discussing your sex life with her guy friends anyway. That's a sign to get out.
hondaguy2009 1
What a bitch.
toxic_love_sick 0
Screw her, there are plenty women out there don't stay with that ho!
mrod5193 3
Punch her...IN THE FACE!
tloko 2
Tell her that her coochie stinks!
Melly89 1
Dump that bitch then screw her best friend
mitchn60 6
OP, you did the right thing and passed those messages along, right?
SportyShain 10
Tbag her
cis1den 0
~ Bee-ichSlap the-*****.. That will get her turn on!