banj0
Madison, United States
Pink tax
Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Genuine D
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I pulled a white cloth with string on the end from my dog's mouth. I then realized I was holding my sister's used tampon. FML
ginya
Bedford, United States
Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML
anonymous
Katy, United States
Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
ScoozieBooze
Albuquerque, United States
Today, I caught my dog chewing on a tampon applicator. I tried to grab it from him, but he wanted to play "keep away" and ran outside. Like a dumbass, I chased after him in my underwear, earning myself the attention of my neighbors on each side of my driveway. FML
A……
Warner Robins, United States
Bad dog!
Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
I may also need a Tetanus shot
United States
Prank off
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML
DogStew
Scooby snacks?
Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML
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mooshymuffin 4
What a bloody nightmare!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
That's bloody awful! I would have to scrub my hands...and brain with bleach after that!
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mooshymuffin 4
What a bloody nightmare!
happle 21
I saw a raccoon running off with one of my tampons once. It was actually pretty funny.
CrewBoy 10
^ Oh please, do tell me more!
Inheritance 10
My wandering mind is more towards why OPs sister couldn't get it herself.
tehhboss 6
Same with my dog plate if bloody tampons or prime rib. Prim rib will be dessert.
GypsyRover 0
That was not op's dog. It was his sisters ******. Lol
iOceanus 18
Is everyone else missing the fact that this should be an FML for the dog too? Poor dog had a tampon with vaginal blood its mouth.
AKGirlinSD 20
37, his sister probably wasn't home. 95, unfortunately, dogs actually are known to eat bloody tampons and pads. Not only have I discovered our family doing doing the same thing, when I adopted my dog a few months ago, my vet mentioned to keep those away where a dog can't get to them.
AKGirlinSD 20
*Only one doing. I did not mean to.repeat the word, grammar nazis lol.
AKGirlinSD 20
I'm going to crawl in a hole now for the unintended period (no pun intended) in my follow-up correction.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
That's bloody awful! I would have to scrub my hands...and brain with bleach after that!
TrueTriage 16
Yeah same here... Even if I wore rubber gloves it wouldn't change a thing... And on a side note this is the first FMLer I've found who also lives in AK! I'm not alone!
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Yep. The germaphobe in me would never be the same. Sweet!! There's(I think)three others from Alaska here. Welcome to FML!
LiterOfCola 16
Repeat joke
AKGirlinSD 20
18 & 20, I'm born and raised in AK. I visit about 3 - 4 times a year and was just there in July. It's nice to find some FMLers on here who love there. I miss AK but it is, now, impossible for me to live there.
AKGirlinSD 20
*I meant live there but that would be cool if you loved AK.
mielauh 0
That must have been bloody difficult.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Are you ******* kidding me?
TheMaster15 10
Nasty! Talk to your sister about throwing them out where your dog can't get them.
sniperkit 10
Or not letting the dog between her legs while she's on her period.
sens3sfailing 25
^your profile picture, the dog after realizing he had a bloody tampon.
liv_graham 7
You're supposed to flush used tampons down the toilet...
TheMathMajor 26
56, some older plumbing can't handle that
botanistjessica 24
Actually, no plumbing can handle it. It clogs up the retention tank and eventually floods your house/yard.
MadisonDerp 16
SApprentice 34
That's disgusting, I'm sorry it happened to you. Dogs tend to do that with things covered in bodily fluids.
Oblivious_Mom 1
Dogs will eat anything but their actual dog food
Shadow_Phantom 26
I don't understand why dogs do this... urgh. =_=
SApprentice 34
6- It's bloody, it stinks of human, and its scent is very strong. Their instinct is to eat it to dispose of it, and they like the taste of the blood.
Shadow_Phantom 26
*Looks at dog* /I'm watching you./
Zedd_fml 8
I don't understand why it's accessible by the dog at first place.
B3Y0ND 3
40- Trash cans in the bathroom are easily accessible as they are low and usually uncovered.
DarkJediLove 19
Now that the dog has the taste, hopefully it doesn't turn into jaws!
rangerPat 12
I think if we're going to refer to a dog becoming a sudden viscous blood seeking animal.... Wouldn't Cujo be a better reference?
neurodoc 1
At least you didn't have to take it from the jaws of your (or her) pussy ... (Cat I mean)
Voldy_fml 16
What the ****?
ViQValentine 3
Lame comment..
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I don't even...
sorrowsangel89 1
What is wrong with you?
woainishamu 21
The dog wanted to earn his red wings.
AsianAdvent 2
That's nasty. Tell your sister to dispose of it more properly. What if the dog ate it or choked on it?
Bullpine 11
It may not necessarily be she disposed of it improperly. My dog has raided my bathroom trash can a couple times and this same sort of thing has happened.
gary_bush2000 2
Hey