Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML
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Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML
Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML
Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML
Today, my flatmate asked me to wash the large pile of dishes on the bench, and if I would start on cleaning the house which was a total mess. This would have been fine if I hadn't just walked in after being away for a week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML
Today, after a month of living in a pigsty of an apartment with my roommates, I spent the day cleaning the place out. When everyone returned home, instead of thanking me, all they could do was point out the spots I'd missed. FML
Today, it was my turn to do the dishes. My lazy dad just leaves his dishes in the sink without even wiping or rinsing them out, and it's been going on for weeks. When I confronted him about it, he gave a childish huff and said, "Well, next time, YOU make me breakfast!" He's unemployed and never does the dishes. FML
Today, our dishwasher broke. It's my husband's chore to do the dishes, but he refused to hand-wash them, and instead suggested we take them all up to his mother's for her to put in her dishwasher. FML
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Undiscovered_X 8
need a little more clarification on what your roomate thinks on how it is done. compared to what you were doing.
Grizz8831 14
you're doing the dishes... they can **** off or do it themselves. unless they are actually still dirty (food, grime, etc) room mates don't get to complain AND not help. it's like when people cook for others, if it is edible and you didn't help in any way, eat it or don't, but don't whine. especially when it comes to adults who should know how to take care of themselves.
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Undiscovered_X 8
need a little more clarification on what your roomate thinks on how it is done. compared to what you were doing.
Brightside86 31
Probably doesn't have anything to do with you. Though I have seen people who are really particular about the proper way to maximize space in the dishwasher. Way I see it as long as people doing more good than harm that's a win.
Grizz8831 14
you're doing the dishes... they can **** off or do it themselves. unless they are actually still dirty (food, grime, etc) room mates don't get to complain AND not help. it's like when people cook for others, if it is edible and you didn't help in any way, eat it or don't, but don't whine. especially when it comes to adults who should know how to take care of themselves.
hope jm 5
it's called 'deflection'. your roomie is trying to make themselves look like less of a lazy asshole by saying that. from now on, just only wash your own dishes.
dogafin 8
Stop doing the dishes, since you’re doing it wrong.