Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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azhigatex 0
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
MrCoolPants 7
well she's got problems
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Comments (231)
iBanana 17
She's hormonal, get rid of her.
tulsafml 0
I love you.
franniedottp 8
your amazing
MissBunny25 0
will you marry me?
tulsafml 0
thought you would never ask. ^ :D lol
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
The key is balance. Give the best of both worlds, not the worst of two extremes.(:
kingtz 6
Agreed. It seems that OP doesn't know how to strike a balance but does things in extremes...
tulsafml 0
you get the best of both worlds!
5ad13g1rlO5 0
omg, 11, just marry me. I totally agree with you.
tulsafml 0
say yes! romantic!
TXjuggalo972 6
"Did that dog just talk to me?" dog:"uhhh noo woof woof " hahaha
vonne 0
bipolar much?
PassTheDutch 0
This was suppose to go under the run away now but due to my iPhone more comment got placed before it worked. but it applies to all.
cristy91 33
Sounds like me when I have my intense pms. If she's not pmsing, she has issues. If she is, just tell her. Pms is doesn't take away the ability to understand. Just tell her without starting an argument.
azhigatex 0
Good luck with that!
larisonr 4
I don't believe pms actually effects mood, I think I've read that somewhere actually, women just like reasons to bitch. And I know a lot of women will be blah blah blah, it does, and although they believe it too, it's just because they were told to believe that their whole life.
Lisa89 3
Actually PMS properly affects .. I can't remember but I think it was about 5%-10% of women. So the other 90% are just making an excuse, but there are women out there who are genuinely get into a state of hopelessness 1/4 of their lives. [Cummon if it doesn't exist why is there such thing as hormone treatments for women to stop severe PMS?] I never had any PMS symptoms and i thought it strange when my friends used the fact they were on their period as excuses sometimes when they got angry or whatever. I realise they were probably bullshitting because they weren't actually symptoms (and you get PMS before your period not during right?). One girl randomly got all excited then started crying for no reason once at school lunch period.. that was probably only an example i can thing of. But just because i have never experienced people with proper symptoms and I defiantly don't have such a thing. doesn't mean it doesn't exist. I hope you'll get enough thumbs down for your comment to realise there are those 5-10% of women who get bad PMS symptoms and are suffering...
Mr_Darkside 5
thanks for the history lesson.
tronlegacy 3
maybe she just had her period after she complained that ur not giving her much attention! lol
Ali_Br_fml 33
wow, so you go from one extreme to the next... lol, maybe she was just looking for an excuse to complain/break up. you should run though, she sounds like she doesn't know what she wants...
Naomiiiii 0
There's a some kind of glitch, mine was supposed to be in reply to #9.
varkey 7
dump the bitch now FYL
Easyaccess 0
dump her... she don't deserve you