Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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Top comments
azhigatex 0
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
MrCoolPants 7
well she's got problems
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Comments (231)
CarleeBugg123 5
Then she obviously can't be pleased. I'd say get a new chick!
epyk_pryncess 8
she's probably cheating on you. no attention - seek it elsewhere. to make it seem she's not, she complains. then she realizes she can't sext her new guy with you being affectionate... - she bitches about it. or maybe you need a shower and she didn't wanna tell you. :))
ihasbrains 10
It's all in moderation, son.
larisonr 4
I love you.. *****! That's moderation, right?
lekiat 0
dump her!
FudgeInMyLife 3
Honestly This almost always happens because you give them too much attention. Not your fault really though Shea just used to being ignored.
Turbo_Kramit 0
been there bro. u cant win. they dont know what they want
Turbo_Kramit 0
^ stage 5 clinger
Brett102 0
same thing happened with me and my ex
darksidehascooki_fml 0
gotta love them women!!
Turbo_Kramit 0
probably shouldnt admit/say things like that on the internet. troll bait.