Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I got stuck in traffic and angrily honked at the car in front of me. Then I realized it was a hearse. FML
Today, I got stuck behind a guy riding his bike 20 mph below the speed limit. I honked, cursed, screamed, and yelled, before finally managing to overtake him. Once I got home, I went outside to get the paper, and discovered that the biker lives just two doors down from me. FML
Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I got screamed and honked at by a driver who felt I was in the way of his turn. I was on foot, and on the sidewalk. FML
Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
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Top comments
skyttlz 32
I hate people that double park
Blazingcrono 6
For your sake, I hope he gets a ticket. That shit sucks (the double parking)
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Comments (101)
itsbuckyb 6
Well good.
OMJizz 0
You want to know the best part? I kidnapped that old man so now his car will be there forever! The OP will never get a parking spot.
dropdeadtrollin 0
grab the lube **** I got. the tripod and the restraints.
s_sandoval 0
old man - 1 you - 0
IVANTTOCOME 0
Take a shit on the hood of his car.
aardvarkish 17
12, evil but ingenious.
zeeindahouse 0
**** on his door knob
IVANTTOCOME 0
Door knob? Was he driving a RV?
itsbuckyb 6
he was driving a moped
mamamiaaa_fml 12
lol @ 35. But wait until he comes back out. kick him in his old balls and tell him that you're going to make love to him. in that parking spot.
mamamiaaa_fml 12
100-really uhhh ummm ahem prove it.
starcraft2FTW 0
I **** old people
RedPillSucks 33
Stop looking at your grandma's ****.
WishResign 0
haha oh, shit! #7 knows what's up.
rbkhockey33 0
i call someone ugly and get banned, he can say that and not even get moderated? thats some B.S.
Skroal_stomper 5
2 yea because you are so nasty ugly that oldsters are the only ones that will give you the time of day.
shoelaces301 0
40- win
Lils123 0
**** you. I ******* love old people. Asshole.
skyttlz 32
I hate people that double park
afdude87 6
32 ftw. I wish they'd make old people take driving tests cause 90% would ****** fail
starile 20
OP could just call the towing company, right? Old man would be out some $ for the expenses, and OP wins in the end.
TheMikeyT 3
ydi for thinking double parking is when you use 2 stalls... it's when you parallel park on the street next to someone & block them in.
guckylynn 19
Actually 63, you're wrong. it can mean what you think, but it also means parking in multiple parking spaces.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I don't think it's acceptable to double park at all. If you are that worried about someone throwing open your doors and dinging your truck then find another space. The same goes for if your vehicle is too big for the space you are looking at. It is completely rude for a person to block a parking space and create problems for other people just to avoid having to walk a little farther or whatever.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I meant their doors not your doors. Sorry
cloudy01 0
You dingus.
SamSayzRAWRZ 0
YDI for trying to speed him up!!!!!!
caseybooo 0
Paha , grandpa ftw :) YDI .
Blazingcrono 6
For your sake, I hope he gets a ticket. That shit sucks (the double parking)
OBCD_fml 0
what a jerk
millionaire93 0
karma is a beach.
iliketurdles 7
I'll get the beach balls :D
generalasskicker 12
sarcam win but why would karma get mad cause he honked at the old dude for going slow on a one lane road that he proably needed to get down fast
RedPillSucks 33
Stuck behind slowpoke mcgroke.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
When I lived in Goshen, IN, we called those people Yoders. Yoder is a common last name in the Amish community.
austo97 0
red pill? are you 25 qouting the matrix?