Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Today, my back hurt really badly, so I decided to stay in bed. After a while, I sat up to shut the door. When I leaned over to reach it, I fell off my bed and face-planted the floor. After picking myself up and getting comfortable in my bed again, I realized the door was still open. FML
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML
Today, while mildly tipsy, I threw myself onto my bed at a weird angle and somehow managed to somersault off my bed and land in my clothes hamper. FML
Today, as I tried to get out of bed, I got my foot tangled in my sheets. I reached out to my dresser to avoid falling flat on my face. I didn't fall, but I did manage to smash my fingers in the drawer while still trapped in the sheets. FML
Today, I stood up too quickly and got dizzy, so I sat on the edge of the bed to regain my balance. I started dozing off to sleep again, got confused, and peed down the side of my bed thinking I was on the toilet. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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Top comments
godisnowhere41 5
I'm sure your body is hurting, but your pride has got to hurt more
Bekll 31
You don't turn on a light? When I get up in the middle of the night I turn on my phone's flashlight to move around.
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Bekll 31
You don't turn on a light? When I get up in the middle of the night I turn on my phone's flashlight to move around.
Sinamoi 18
No! Use night vision goggles! Lights are for squares.
LookAtMyGoat 8
Don't you remember your house well enough to move around slowly without the lights on?
Bekll 31
I need the light because the slightest bump causes bruising which runs in the family. That, and I have four cats running around.
testestestes123 4
15 Ok. So in your earlier comment you assumed everyone has the same bruising disorder that you do and are also crazy cat people? Makes sense.
samasara 20
Lol not everyone's like you though! I don't turn on my light because it will wake up everyone else.
FredF 4
19, would having four dogs make you dog crazy?
Enslaved 38
Yes! But Boom, boom-- ain't it great to be crazy! Boom, boom
stokkingu 8
I agree with this! Yet sometimes I get a little scared and it all goes downhill...
Meettitan 14
I don't turn on the lights when I get up in the middle of the night, because it strains my eyes to readjust to the light. Have you never sluggishly gotten up to use the bathroom, turned on the lights; only to hiss and turn them back off?
ShyAnn29 15
I use my phones flashlight also!
godisnowhere41 5
I'm sure your body is hurting, but your pride has got to hurt more
OuchAndGoodfight 5
How do you forget?
Zomg_Okay 27
Easily. I re-arranged my room a few months ago. Woke up one night and I didn't know where I was for a minute or two because the moonlight coming in the window wasn't in its usual place.
chocolateisyum 12
Maybe you should try turning the light on?
oj101 33
When your pupils are constricted and you're sleepy, the last thing you want to do is turn on any light - especially bright downlights from the room ceiling.
Sinamoi 18
Bellyflop!
zandalee 20
Face-palm
padajuan 11
How could you not recognise the siren call of your bed giving you directions?
chubchube 7
Or, if he is a siren, the bed song (like the watersong)
holagranola 15
Did you really rearrange your room? Or is that just what the night goblins made you think? I bet they're laughing at you right now.
mybabybella 17
Those night goblins are always up to something.
Enslaved 38
And we don't want no problems Okay, you're a goon, what's a goon to a goblin? ~Steady Mobbin
ImACat_fml 7
Nothin'.. Nothin' you're not saying nothin'
kevsandy303 12
I hope you have carpet! And Look at the bright side: at least you don't keep Legos on your bedroom floor!
samasara 20
Haha good point!
mybluedream 8
Damn Legos are deadly.
rawrriri 8
Carpets, making falls a little softer but always supplying us with rug burn
coach25 5
Seriously! Who face plants in the middle of the night? I can see if you were having fun extra curricular activities. If not I personally despise getting up on the middle of the night.
rocketiquette 20
Sense? None made.
BellaBelle_fml 23
Have you never awakened in the middle of the night and your mouth is so ridiculously dry that it causes your throat to ache terribly? Or how about waking up in the middle of the night and absolutely had to use the restroom because if you don't it feels as though your bladder will explode? Or maybe even waking up with a horrible case of diarrhea or feeling as though you might vomit? Each of these scenarios leave you with little choice but to get up in the middle of the night. And as for the OP face planting, they had just re-arraigned their bedroom. And when you wake up unexpectedly in the middle of the night you are very groggy and your brain is a little fuzzy, making it so much easier to forget that you re-arraigned your room. Furthermore, if you do turn the lights on, it will hurt your eyes. Maybe even cause them to water, which makes it very difficult to see where you are going even if you hadn't just re-arraigned your room.
kevsandy303 12
Did your rearrangements consist of putting a toilet in your front lawn? Because if so, your cat-owner neighbor isn't a fan of it either.
rahrah27 10
Oh my, that is definitely something I would do. Did anyone else used to do a 'flying leap' to get back to their bed when they were little, to avoid the monsters? I'm pretty sure I missed a couple of times.
Grimmerie 31
Thanks to my box spring not fitting in my bed frame, my bed was ridiculously high off the floor. I was nine when I got that bed and it came up to my ribs. I used to have to run from the end of the hallway and leap onto my bed. One night my mother asked if I did it because I was afraid, so I showed her that it was impossible to get up there any other way. But yeah, I definitely used to miss, or even overshoot and fly over the bed completely, and crash into my drawers. Good thing kids heal fast!