Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for breathing too much. FML
Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Smothered
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
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azhigatex 0
Damned if you do, damned if you don't...
MrCoolPants 7
well she's got problems
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Comments (231)
chester75 5
106 definite win:p
mx_17 0
somebody needs relationship counceling
22cute 17
come on! Clingy isn't giving attention, clingy is demanding attention. Respect her boundaries AND listen to her and what she says. It's not hard! It's called a mature, loving relationship of equals.
Petunia888 13
181: Win!
bertoelmexicano 6
She's not pregnant?
MrFlintstone 5
no it premature metapas
nerdchic 5
win! lol
iDoubtWhales 7
Gotta hate being in those situations
What_Exactly 0
P.M.S = psychotic mood shift
Stxphy 0
Awww that really sucks
fylnotmine89 1
I've dated one of those... better to run now then to let her run later and leave you mind f**ked trying to figure out where you went wrong! Women can have their "perfect man" and still not be satisfied!