Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried bondage for the first time. After I was tied up, I discovered he has a tickling fetish, which is when I learned why you should ALWAYS have a safe word before bondage. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.
DreadedSamurai 17
I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL
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Comments (103)
heffeinco 3
Well if she ever wants to truly enjoy it she might start to make suggestions. And if you want to get better at it and keep her you should take them.
gintwinsmoore 20
Time for you to get the kamasutra.
OvO_XoB 5
damn that sucks ? ? lml
thewife5 19
Then she's not doing it right. I feel bad for you op. Fyl
nkrueg 7
If she is bored spice it up!! show her the animal in you!!
jdtractor2012 11
sounds like a personal problem...
chef4money 12
Instead of a safe word, y'all should talk about ways to not bore her. She just may need certain things to feel pleasure and it will help both of you feel better if you can figure out what she likes. Don't take it personally, just try your best to find out what she likes.
mosquito19 14
play with her cell phone if she gets bored.
CharlesEmersonW 31
And she needs a safe word for . . . stop . . .basically . . . Can't she just say stop?
Sobstory21 0
Sheesh that's pretty ****** up, is she cheating?