Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried bondage for the first time. After I was tied up, I discovered he has a tickling fetish, which is when I learned why you should ALWAYS have a safe word before bondage. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.
DreadedSamurai 17
I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL
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Comments (103)
cosmicdancer84 7
Break up with her immediately, you don't need that crap.
clarkson37 15
What is BDSM
FWMYKIGI1990 12
haha op you made me think about the opening seen in My Awkward Sexual Adventure or whatever that Netflix movie is called
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
Maybe it's time you DO get into BDSM. lol
PhoenixGirl2015 4
on to the next! that's just mean...
imbedderdenu 23
I think someone needs some new moves.
frostjack 5
dump her
bezserk 4
wow bro thats pathetic, if your sex life sucks that much its time to fix it or move on, a safe word aint gonna solve that
_Humble_Power 15
What's BDSM
SiraSiemens 21
i suggest next time you two have sex you ravage her so hard that shell have to use the safeword for its intended purpose