Today, my girlfriend suggested we start using a safe word during sex - not because we're into BDSM or anything like that, it's just in case she gets bored and wants me to stop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried bondage for the first time. After I was tied up, I discovered he has a tickling fetish, which is when I learned why you should ALWAYS have a safe word before bondage. FML
Today, my boyfriend tickled me. In between laughs, I warned him that I was going to pee myself. He didn't believe me. After I actually did, he suggested we use a "safety word" from now on so that he will know when I'm being serious. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
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Top comments
quickit 24
Try some new things out; ask her what she wants.
DreadedSamurai 17
I think the yawning should be enough OP. FYL
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Comments (103)
RickySleeves 20
Use the word pineapples. You can never go wrong with pineapples...
warped_executive 16
Kevin hart
Space_Teddy 29
Maybe you should try bdsm, perhaps she won't be bored anymore then haha
OysterPearls 33
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me"
bdsmslave 18
You actually have a point. People always think BDSM is only about pain. It can be very sensual. There is a huge sensual side. Candle wax, bondage, sensory deprivation, knife play (as horrible as it sounds, just trust me on this one)... I promise you if you do it right she will never get bored again.
NamesIncognita 15
yeah...no. Terrifying things are terryfing
pleasedie 22
She sure is subtle
jbtheone_fml 5
Get behind her and call her a different name saying she feels good. See the excitement then.
xxXadza58Xxx 12
Deprive her of sex , she wants you more than ever, problem solved.(joking by the way)
Geckosrock99 33
Use the silliest word you can think of as your safe word. Then you'll be laughing too hard to care if you finished or not.
worldclassrager 41
She could buy a mini stop sign...I think that would get the point across...better yet a do not enter sign...
abNormal62 23
Go with snoring..... It's simple and direct and it clearly communicates she lost interest
Mobetta_2300 22
Maybe try something other than the the usual.
writerchic85 26
How about "stop". That's a pretty safe word.